Escaping the Heatwave, Evading the Pub
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| Ziggy the hot dog looking forward to his sardine brunch |
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| Views from the green lanes above Frogmore Creek |
Walking the UK, ticking off CAMRA Good Beer Guide Pubs and hunting for Geocaches.
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| Ziggy the hot dog looking forward to his sardine brunch |
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| Views from the green lanes above Frogmore Creek |
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| The track to Old Sarum |
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| The ramparts - Google aerial views for the dramatic views of the Cathedral footings |
Pewsey was ticked off - pubs with odd opening hours, Chinese and Indian Takeaways but what it is most famous for is its White Horse.
Pewsey White Horse is one of the lesser-known chalk hill figures of southern England, cut into the steep southern slope of Pewsey Hill above the village of Pewsey in Wiltshire. Unlike many of the older white horses, it is relatively modern — created in 1937 to commemorate the coronation of King George VI.
I can see on the map that it's on the imaginatively named Pewsey Hill - which my route to Amesbury is taking me straight up. Somehow, I fail to spot it.
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| Pewsey Hill - The horse may be the other side of the hedge |
This kind of sets the tone for the day's walking. I am on Salisbury Plain - the views are amazing. Amazingly empty. My path runs for as far as the eye can see. There's not even the frisson of being shot at or run over by a tank.
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| Where to stop on today's walk? |
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| No tanks |
I pick up the River Avon valley and a collection of very odd military towns. The barracks look more like a Prisoner of War camp. Hard to tell whether the barbed wire is to stop me getting in or to stop the soldiers getting out. Nothing of interest in Haxton, Netheravon, Figheldean or Ablington.
Thank the Lord for Durrington, with its Sainsbury's Local and Big Blue Cup of Joy.
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| The Stonehenge Inn |
A pub so bad, it almost comes back around the other side of a rating system. I'm unsure what was the most naff - I suppose I would have enjoyed a double-decker bus play area in the garden as a kid. I don't think anyone appreciated the plastic menhirs guarding the entrance door. And the miniature Stonehenge summons inevitable memories of This Is Spinal Tap — one suspects the druids may soon be demanding it be built eighteen inches higher.
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| Gotta laugh |
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| Face tells a different story |
I'll save the rest of my review for pubsgalore.com.
Nearly in Amesbury, I am saving the real Stonehenge for tomorrow. My ancient monument today is Woodhenge - although I am unsure as to what I am looking at.
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| At least this is free to enter |
Amesbury is full of history, with plenty to investigate. The pub scene is a little limited and hardly worth reporting.
The George is my digs for tonight and was good enough for General Fairfax to base his headquarters in the English Civil War. It is an excellent, value for money hotel and my most extravagant stay of the trip. The hotel bar did not look like it would provide much entertainment.
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| Bunting |
The Kings Arms was a morose, cask-less pub that may have shown the football later but I couldn't bring myself to return. Surprisingly, I saw an Australian order two pints of Fosters.
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| Sad Times at the Kings Arms |
The Bell is an unexpected Wetherspoons for a town of this size. Due to their famous pricing system, it was the only busy pub in town. A druid in a high-visibility jacket holding court and banging his staff for emphasis on his punchlines. The beer - Stonehenge Brewery - in perfect condition.
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| Ding Dong - Decent Beer - People |
Finally, The New Inn. A foodie pub, again lacking atmosphere and the only drink I had to return. A rancid half of London Pride that smelled and tasted badly of vinegar. Why barmen have to "check the barrel" when they could just sniff it, I will never know. He concurred the barrel was nearing empty but it should never have got to this point. How will we ever get Australians off Fosters?
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| New Inn, Old Beer |
Wiltshire has provided a new experience. I don't think a walk plotted on a map has so spectacularly failed to deliver in execution.
There are two very distinct walking areas for today's indirect route between Marlborough and Pewsey.
Savernake Forest is one of Southern England's oldest surviving forests. A harder look at the OS Map would have revealed the unnatural man-made tracks. Arrow straight, loose stone rides - shared with the occasional vehicle spewing up dust - did not make for a pleasant morning. DPD were trying to set a time record for a full traverse.
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| The map, more interesting than reality. |
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| One part of the forest that DPD aren't allowed to drive |
His form of modern Druidry was rooted less in ceremony and more in walking, pilgrimage, and landscape experience. Main was associated with the Council of British Druid Orders and the Society of Ley Hunters, leading walks, talks, and “Vision Quests” at ancient sites around Britain. Fascinated by ley lines, sacred hills, dreams, and Arthurian echoes, he became part of the wider British “earth mysteries” tradition that flourished in the late twentieth century. There is something wonderfully eccentric and compelling about his work: part walking guide, part pub conversation, part mystical field notebook from someone convinced that Britain’s landscapes are still quietly muttering their old stories.
He's 75 now and the last interview I can find is for National Geographic. He is an expert on Cader Idris, where he has slept on the summit 24 times. He must be some sort of poet/madman. He looks exactly what you think a 75 year old druid looks like.
I have many of his walking/pubbing books from the 1980s and 1990s. The most curious are a series of unofficial long distance paths in the south of the country. They look self-published and contain hand-drawn maps and little useful information, other than books to read on first aid, veganism, ley-lines and druids.
It was only a matter of time before I attempted one.
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| I'm off to Wiltshire |
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| Why bother with directions, when you can provide a bibliography |
Swindon is chosen as the starting point. Civilisation in any comparable quantity will not be met until four days later in Salisbury. I should have been warned by the lack of the county's Good Beer Guide pubs. Wiltshire is an empty county.
Former Swindon haunts - the Victoria and the hospitality area of the old town - are saluted and it doesn't take long to reach the countryside. The first public footpath picked up at Coate Water.
The only village accessed is Chiseldon. The Patriot Arms a victim of lack of patrons and "temporarily closed", following a longer-term closure.
No refreshments at Barbury Castle either. I expected at least an ice-cream van, if not a café.
The Ridgeway crossed before the Wessex Ridgeway is picked up for delivery into Marlborough.
Arrow straight walking, very few people and nowhere to stop.
But the views were good.
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| Other Ramblers heading onto the Ridgeway |
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| The Wessex Ridgeway - very long, very dull |
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| Marlborough - 2nd broadest high street in the land.... after Stockton-on-Tees |
Enough pubs in Marlborough to warrant a separate blog.
Distance - 14 Miles
Geocaches - 26
Should you want to go to Padstow (plenty of chippers, no Good Beer Guide Pubs), you'll probably want to avoid the stress and expense of parking in town.
I parked at Little Petherick - which provides two walking trails (sort of) into town.
| Path | Description |
| Camel Trail | The Camel Trail is one of Cornwall’s most popular recreational routes, stretching around 18 miles along a disused railway line between Padstow, Wadebridge, and Bodmin. Walkers should avoid getting angry with cyclists that insist on dinging their little bells at you when approaching from behind. Far more hideous are the new breed of electric cyclists, who are not only lazy but think they have a right to silently creep up on you at 20 MPH before delivering said "ding". |
| Saints Way | The Saints' Way is a 30-mile walking trail that cuts across the heart of Cornwall, linking the north coast town of Padstow with the south coast harbour of Fowey. Steeped in history, the route follows ancient paths believed to have been used by early Christian pilgrims and traders as they journeyed between Ireland, Wales, and Brittany. |
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| Space at the Old Ship |
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| Doing the Torrent Walk |
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| Magic Dragon |
Distance - 5 Miles
Geocaches - 2 and a 6 Adventure Lab Caches
Pubs - 3
The Torbay area is not blessed with too many 2022 Good Beer Guide Pubs. Going through the archives since 2017, I've managed to identify two additional pubs of interest that no longer make the grade, along with the sole survivor on route. Opening times are checked in Google. And WhatPub.
It is Monday. The worst day for pub ticking.
The route combines two walks from Laurence Main's Pub Walks in South Devon. To give you an indication of when this was published, he spends an awful long time dissing Maggie Thatcher.
We can even start from the front door of our digs. Road walking leading to Kent's Cavern - a chargeable attraction of prehistoric caves - with a hidden green corridor called the Lincombe Slopes. This drops us nicely at the coast at Meadfoot Beach.
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| Meadfoot Beach |
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| This was getting Laurence Angsty - Thatcher's Rock |
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| The South West Coast Path..... |
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| .....And a bit more of it |
Into Babbacombe - a Torquay suburb.
It transpires that the Good Beer Guide Tick - The Buccaneer - is closed on Monday. This, despite my meticulous research. Still, their loss in custom is our gain. There is nothing wrong with the steak baguette and Dartmoor Legend in the Babbacombe Inn next door. Similar architecture and the same views, as well.
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| Babbacombe in the Sunshine |
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| Legend |
We've decided that the walk back along a main road - that's also the bus route - is pointless.
With time on our hands, we check out two former Good Beer Guide Ticks.
The Crown and Sceptre is to the far north of town. A handful of regulars, who all disappear to smoke in unison and a couple of pensioners who seize their moment of glory and get to explain to lost brummies how the Torbay buses work. Honest enough boozer.
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| Crown and Sceptre, Babbacombe |
Which leaves the Dolphin. And with hindsight, something I should have done myself. No punters and the barmaid's child running wild does not make a great atmosphere. Positives - The Otter Head was better condition than I had any real right to expect. Negatives - Halloween decorations up.
Far too early for that sort of spooky nonsense.
But a taste of what's to come for the pub tickers, as the night's draw in.
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| Cobwebs in the Windows. Must be October. |