Monday, 7 September 2026

07/09/26 - Worcestershire Cakes and Ales - Stage 1 - British Camp to Upton-upon-Severn

Chasing our sheep, waving a machete, shouting "Meat"

The second stage of the Cakes and Ales book takes me across Castlemorton Common. A name that will be of significance to ravers, hippies and New Age Travellers of a certain age.


Castlemorton Common in Worcestershire became the unlikely epicentre of Britain’s early-1990s free-party movement when an estimated 20,000–40,000 people descended on the common over the late May Bank Holiday in 1992, following the police disruption of the Avon Free Festival. For almost a week, sound systems including Spiral Tribe and DiY provided a huge, largely uncontrolled outdoor rave of techno, acid house and free-party culture. The sheer scale of the event—and the intense media coverage and political alarm it generated—turned Castlemorton into a symbol of a supposedly lawless youth counterculture. It was not the sole cause of the government's subsequent crackdown, but it provided the perfect political pretext: the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 gave police extensive new powers against unlicensed raves and trespass, most notoriously defining a rave in terms of gatherings of 20 or more people where music was characterised by a “succession of repetitive beats”. The Act also strengthened trespass laws and targeted New Age Travellers, squatters and other forms of protest and direct action.

Last week, I watched a documentary film - Free Party:A Folk History. Ironically, paying a tax dodging, American multinational £4.49 for the pleasure. I am unsure this is what the creators would have wanted. It all came flooding back. The youth tribes that no longer exist or indeed have been replaced by anything new. Whereas we had distinct subcultures - which drugs and repetitive beats brought nicely together - today we have insular, morose kids that if they do go out, it is wearing massive headphones. Lost in both their and to our worlds.

The moral outrage seems rather quaint too. I can remember the nightly news updates. I can remember the politicians and the press in a tizz. And for personal impact, you cannot help but feel sorry for the lady in the above video at 3:15 minutes in. No one wants their livestock bothered by machete wielding carnivores. 

The Walk

The guide book ambitiously demands that you walk 15 miles, including five miles on the ups and downs of the Malvern Hills from Worcester Beacon to British Camp. This needs to be curtailed. A) I have walked it many times and B) there is a hard stop on the last bus home from Upton-on-Severn. A combination of buses and uber gets me to the British Camp Car Park for a compromise.

British Camp Reservoir
British Camp reservoir under grey skies

The hills are lost after Hangman's Hill, dropping down to the east and the rave site of the common. Castlemorton village providing a break from the bleak and sheep but even then, little to explore. The doors to the church firmly "doors locked". They may have had trouble in the past from dreadlocked crusties in paratrooper boots.

Castlemorton Church
Barred from St Gregory's
Castlemorton Tump
I'll entertain myself with a Tump
Castlemorton Tump
The Tump

Flatlands - that saw plenty of Civil War action - through the grounds of Eastington Hall and before long, into Upton-upon-Severn.

Looking back over Castlemorton to the Malvern
Looking back across Castlemorton to the Malverns

There is plenty to admire from this small, yet historically important town. They run many and varied festivals over weekends - with a Country and Western event added in 2026 to the more established folk, blues and pop weekends that took place earlier in the year.

There are enough pubs - 8 - that I have had it down as a potential pub crawl location. This might need addressing - as the Kings Arms and the Star Inn offered no cask ale. 

Ye Olde Anchor Inn - the single Good Beer Guide recommendation - becomes a two pint stop.

Ye Olde Anchor, Upton-upon-Severn
Proper Job at the best pub in Upton

Walk Details

Distance - 11 miles

Geocaches - 7

Walk Inspiration - Stage 2 of the Worcester Cakes and Ales Trail

Previous Stages:

Tuesday, 1 September 2026

01/09/26 - Wenlock Edge, from Rushbury

18 Miles Long

I had no idea that Wenlock Edge went on for so far. I always assumed it was hill near Much Wenlock but having spent a week in the area, I can now confirm it is a 18 mile ridge, running straight and thin all the way to Craven Arms.

Today, we have a short but beautiful walk from Rushbury. There is little to report. Rushbury has no pub. The church is austere.

But the walking is fantastic - a gentle climb out of Apedale along the flanks of agricultural fields. A long section on the Jack Mytton Way - on the edge - and back down to the village.

All I can bring you are the photos;

Climbing out of Rushbury
Wenlock Edge behind the trees
Views...
Apedale
Jack Mytton Way Signpost
Jack Mytton Signpost
Apedale
The Wrekin in the far distant
Rushbury Church
Rushbury Church - an austere interior

This is our last day in Shropshire. Next week, I hope to bring you pubs.

Walk Details

Distance - 3.75 miles

Geocaches - 1

Walk Inspiration - 40 Walks in the Welsh Marches, Walk 8

Monday, 31 August 2026

31/08/26 - Caer Caradoc

Automatic for the People

Walking comes into the modern age. No pubs or cafes on route today, but post walk refreshment can be found in a (for me) first of a kind. At the trail head - a shed - with automatic hot and cold drink and snacks running the gamut from twix to ice cream.

The Vending Hut
Ginger beers and brownies, post walk

But I am getting ahead of myself. First the walk - a lung-bursting ascent of Caer Caradoc, via three fingers rock. Descent over Little Caradoc and stop before climbing the Lawley. The return on fern infested paths along the flanks of the Caradocs.

We could watch the rain-storms sweeping in and were rewarded with a rainbow and surprisingly, by not getting a drenching ourselves.

A delight of a walk, where the photos only just begin to do it justice.

Views over Church Stretton
Views over Church Stretton

The Climb
Climbing
Mappiman on Caer Caradoc
Summiting
Three Fingers Rock
Mrs M at Three Fingers
Minnie and her daughter, Curly
Minnie and her daughter, Curly - the flatcoat retreivers
The Lawley, looking on to the Wrekin
Turn back when you get to the Lawley
Caer Caradoc in Profile
The profile of Caer Caradoc


Walk Details

Distance - 5.75 miles

Geocaches - 1

Walk Inspiration - Komoot


Sunday, 30 August 2026

30/08/26 - The Holdgate Sheela-Na-Gig, Shropshire

You Exhibitionist



The Queen PJ Harvey's second single. I've been listening to it for 34 years. It's taken a trip to deepest Shropshire to find my first one. A tiny church in the tiny hamlet of Holdgate, deep in the Corvedale Valley, in the shadow of the Clee Hills.

Holdgate Church Sheela Na Gig
On the south wall, above the chancel door

It's rather weathered and a little tricky to decipher. But once you have had it explained to you, it's impossible not to spot. From the Sheela-Na-Gig project;

The figure is described by some authors as “pugilistic” which is understandable given the weathering on the figure. In fact what at first seem to be the figure's hands are in fact its knees. The arms are behind the knees with the hand holding the vagina open.

No one can quite agree what they are for - a pre-Christian fertility symbol? A warning against lust? Who knows, but you wouldn't necessarily expect them on a church wall. If we wanted to see more of this ilk, we could have headed onwards to the next Hamlet. Tugford also has one.

This walk climbs out the Corvedale valley on the Shropshire Way. If you don't like sheep and/or stiles then maybe give this one a miss. It's not a bad walk, it's just that Mrs M is a tough woman to please. Already disinterested in rude symbols, she then moans that this route "is a bit samey and can we do something more exciting tomorrow?"

Hope Dale, Shropshire
Corvedale Valley Floor Views
Clee Hills
The Clee Hills in the far distance from Wenlock Edge

Not even spectacular Elizabethan architecture can excite her. On the crest of Wenlock Edge, we come across Wilderhope Manor House.

Wilderhope Manor
From the 1580s - restored by the Cadbury Family in the 1930s

If you like it, you can stay there - either in a single room or by hiring out the entire gaff. It is a youth hostel.

On the drop down to the valley floor, we find our second Elizabethan home - Shipton Hall.  Many parallels with Wilderhope, although this is in private ownership.

Shipton Hall
Same period, style and building material


Walking Details

Distance - 7 Miles

Geocaches - 2 (including a 3 year resus)

Walk Inspiration - Les Lumsdon's Best Shropshire Walks, Walk 29