The End, Again
The plan - testing AI to see the nearest pub to a West Midlands Metro stop, alighting at every third station. For the second time, I have reached the end of the line.
Plenty (too much) variety, as I attack some of the stops in central Birmingham. Things learned? Broad Street doesn't open until the evening. And neither does St Chads.
Your Table
| Number |
Station |
AI Recommendation |
Actual Nearest |
| 18 |
St Chads |
The Gun Makers Arms |
The Gun Makers Arms |
The Gun Makers Arms had been closed for a short while. Unsurprising, really. There were never any punters in there during my previous visits. Even with the Good Beer Guide recommendation, keen pricing and being a brewpub. Looking at Google now - it is labelled Mason Newman's Gun Makers Arms. Which seems a mouthful. Hidden in the small print is the fact that it doesn't open until 4pm. I'll have to wait for a weekend to determine what Mason has done with the gaff.
So the next obvious choice is the Old Contemptibles. A Nicholson pub that really could do with the patronage of a resident artist.
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| Tommy on the right has too much on his spoon |
This is a much improved pub, beer-wise. The last couple of years it's quite rightly been endorsed in the Good Beer Guide. The beer selection is also rotating and you are never sure what to find. Keeping a perfect pint of Bass in this heatwave is something that should be heralded.
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| One of Birmingham's Best |
There is no point catching the tram to The Town Hall. It's quicker to walk up Colmore Row.
Your Table
| Number |
Station |
AI Recommendation |
Actual Nearest |
| 19 |
Town Hall |
The Victoria |
Pure Craft Bar and Kitchen |
I'm unsure which Victoria AI is suggesting, but if it's the theatre pub next to the Alex, then that is an awful long way away. There are a few contenders for the closest pub to the Town Hall. Across the road from Pure Craft is a Pieminster, with "Pie and Mash" emblazoned on the door. This might be a good idea, when the heatwave breaks.
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| Handsome |
I've never really got on with the inside of the tap room for Purity Brewing. It's cavernous, all exposed ducting and completely soulless. Yet in the sunshine, it's a fine spot to people watch. I particularly like counting the number of people drinking who should be at work. And jealously wondering if they are on expenses. The one thing I miss during retirement is asking for receipts. I can do it in four languages.
A fine (expensive) Purity Helles.
Onwards to Five Ways - the far end of Broad Street.
Your Table
| Number |
Station |
AI Recommendation |
Actual Nearest |
| 20 |
Five Ways |
The Distillery |
Barbara's Bier Haus |
I don't know who Barbara is, but looking at Google Maps Street View, she used to be called Heidi. I don't suppose I will ever find out. A Germanic themed fun pub that opens at 4pm. I wasn't against a visit. They sell Lowenbrau by the stein.
Instead, I have a little backstreet pub called the Vine saved in my "Google Want to Go" list. With no description on why I want to go.
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| Protect Ladywood |
And everything about it is weird. It looks like a traditional Victorian corner pub - which has had a new build added to the top of it. The architecture is at odds with the rest of the street - which looks like a 1960s housing estate. I can't tell whether the area is commercial or residential. It would certainly be handy for Birmingham's nightlife and could save someone a fortune in Uber.
Inside, it's very traditional. Wood panelling, sports TVs and a pool table, being put through its paces by the bar staff.
The outside A-frame promotes Real Ale but I wasn't forced to make a choice. Both pumps off.... not that I would have trusted it in > 30 degree heat.
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| Sshh... please don't tell anyone |
Next leg? Back to Wolverhampton.
Walk Details
Pubs - 3
Total Number of Metro Station Pubs - 20