Monday, 9 February 2026

09/02/25 - London Spiral Stage 22 - Hampton Court to Epsom

Cheap Pints in Good Beer Guide Pubs Save the Day

Another pointless walk on the London Spiral. I think its lost its way on the outer fringes. Today's walk starts by leaving Hampton Court beauty behind to walk down a busy dual carriageway, to then walk through fairly endless housing estates. The little countryside available is Horton Country Park - which is a mudfest.

Here's an example of the nonsense;

From the original map

Look at this pointless loop. Why avoid the route straight down to take a diversion through horse fields, only to have to walk back along the A3? It gets worse, the southbound marked route to the circle of doom is actually a private road. The circle of doom a locked 8ft gate topped with barbed wire.

Like an idiot, I walked it. I am nothing if not a completer. Then I had to walk back to take the logical route.

Thames Ditton
Thames Ditton looked Olde Worlde and pretty. But everything was closed up
Chessington North
Hardly a World of Adventure

The plan was to hit the high spots of Epsom and then complete another couple of miles to Banstead Station. Avanti had different ideas for me. The 35-minute delay incoming throwing all my timings out. 

So a loop of Epsom, looking for 75% of the Good Beer Guide ticks is all that can save the day.

The Barley Mow - an equine themed Fullers Pub - is available through a narnia-style portal off a back alley.

Barley Mow, Epsom
Welcome

 Rustic and housed in three knocked-together cottages, I have to remind myself this is no longer London and I am Surrey. ESB in fine form, as it so often is.

Barley Mow, Epsom
Happiness is an ESB on a Chesterfield 
Barley Mow, Epsom
Back Street Boozer, Surrey Style

The Rising Sun suggests that today is traditional pub name bingo and I am going for a full house. Another back street boozer - perhaps more food led than the Mow. It's easy to be shocked at beer prices in the South East but rarely in a good way. A well kept Anspach & Hobday Ordinary Bitter a bargain £3.60.... in a gastropub.

Rising Sun, Epsom
Pleasant Surprise

No new town visit would be complete without the 'Spoons. The Assembly Rooms on the way back to the impossible-to-find railway station.

Assembly Rooms, Epsom
Sir Timbo - Saving Architecture, Saving Pubs

£2.85 a pint and a difficult choice between a Wimbledon Brewery Helles Dark Lager or a Three Acre Ruby Porter. It's not just the price you cannot knock - this is top level micro-pub-run-by-an-enthusiast levels of choice.

Let's hope Alicante Airport is a blueprint for the future.

Walk Details

Distance -  10 Miles

Start - Hampton Court Station

Finish - Epsom

Areas Walked - Thames Ditton, Chessington

Geocaches - 1

Pubs - 3

Previous Walks - Stage 1Stage 2Stage 3Stage 4Stage 5Stage 6Stage 7Stage 8Stage 9Stage 10Stage 11Stage 12Stage 13Stage 14Stage 15Stage 16Stage 17Stage 18Stage 19Stage 20, Stage 21



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