23/03/26 - Cockermouth

Good Beer Guide Pubs with Bad Opening Times and Lost Paths

Cockermouth is one of the few sizeable towns that we were yet to visit in the Lake District. It is right on the far northwestern fringes, just inside the 25K Lake District OS Map.

Home to 3 Good Beer Guide Pubs, a castle, a brewery (as marked on the map), a lengthy high street and a number of famous sons - not least William Wordsworth, who's house we see at the walk outset.

Wordsworth House

The planned walk intrigued me. On my elderly OS Map, it is almost completely on a Long Distance Path marked the "Allendale Ramble". This falls into the rare category of discontinued path. No longer marked on the ground or on the latest OS Maps. It appears as though it was a route devised in the 1970s by a certain Harry Appleyard. A pamphlet followed, which I am sure I could find on eBay.

Our circuit offered plenty of sheep fields - with some newborns - a fortified homestead to repel Scottish Invaders at Isel Hall, some views and some deep woodland. All of this good stuff negated by nasty stiles and a dog that doesn't like to be handled. Moral was lost until the sandwiches were consumed.

Over the Derwent on a footbridge at Cockermouth

First newborn lambs is always a pleasant day

The mostly hidden Isel Hall

Never far from an excellent view

We come back into town, just about talking. 

There are plenty of pubs in town but a look at the Good Beer Guide App showed that their three recommendations are 3pm, 3pm and 4pm on a Monday. 

Always look their most enticing when unavailable

That's the tourist dollar lost to Cockermouth.

Walk Details

Distance - 8.75 Miles

Geocaches - 3

Walk Inspiration - Jarrold Northwestern Lakes, Walk 17

22/03/26 - Stile End and Barrow from the Coledale Inn

My Round at the Coledale 

We had two walks planned from our base in Braithwaite. Both got us up on the fells. The classic "Coledale Round" looked a little beyond our newest recruit to mountain walking.

The ladies in my life - Mrs M and Daughter M

Instead, we went into the middle of the high ridge walk, with a couple of steep but less lofty peaks. 

Stile End, despite being distinctive and very steep, is not a Wainwright. We conquered this with some grumblings but I could not convince the party to attempt Outerside. A drop down and another stiff climb for what - and I quote - "Is exactly the same view". Outerside a Wainwright that doesn't get a tick this time.

We get involved in a mountain race - having no choice but to clog up the thin path to Barrow. This is a steady climb, with most of the height already gained. The views here are immense - the towns of Keswick and Braithwaite, along with Derwent Water and Bassenthwaite Lake.

Mountaineers - one and all

All downhill to the pub, via the only geocache of the day.

Mrs M with her thumb over the lens

I had a wonderful afternoon at the Coledale Inn 9 years ago. I'd completed day 2 of the Inn Way to the Lake District. The pub is the first place you hit as you come off the fells. The sun was shining and the beer garden has an elevated view over the town. I spent an afternoon drinking Yates beer and trying to convince other walkers not to pass on by.

Coledale Inn - 10/10 review on PubsGalore after a wonderful afternoon

Yates may have long gone but the pub is now in the Good Beer Guide. Three real ales on, all from the Lakes. I settled on Corby Blonde for my visit.

I needed more than one to settle my nerves, as I was in the chair for lunch. Steak and chips is now £35.

I had the significant women in my life hypnotised not to look at the "From the grill" section of the menu.

I should have extended the mind-tricks to the £10 puddings.

Walk Details

Distance - 4 Miles

Geocaches - 1

Walk Inspiration - Jarrold, Northwest Lakes, Walk 13

20/03/26 - The Kirkstile Inn, Loweswater

Mellbreak-ing Bad

The Kirkstile Inn has to be one of the best pubs in the land. But you have to earn those pints of Loweswater Gold and boy, did we earn them.

This actually could have been a really pleasant walk - without the nausea and the relentless traipse up the side of a mountain on indistinct paths. With this route from the normally rather pedestrian Country Walking Magazine.

Starting from the pub, we walk the western flanks of Mellbreak - following the Mosedale Beck. It's a pleasant farm track, where the only other signs of life are sheep.

Easy Walking

To get that Wainwright Tick - we need to get to the top. My suspicions were aroused in plotting the walk - just before Mosedale Holly Tree (the only tree marked on an OS Map, fact-fans) there is an arrow straight minor path running straight up the side of the mountain. Of course, in reality, there is nothing there. A man in a blue jacket follows a similar marked path to the north but I can only imagine the terrain is equally as tough. All of us stop for regular breathers/the chance not to throw up.

You can ask Mrs M if Mellbreak was worth it

Honestly, the views at the bottom are just as impressive

The descent is better - and it simply leads us to the good path we previously left. 

Mappiman, relieved to have got us down to Black Beck

The return to the pub is as good as walking can get. We simply have to follow the shoreline of Crummock Water along soggy but excellent paths. The Grasmoor reflections in the still water are stunning. There is a little jut of land out in the water, Low Ling Crag, which brought me to tears on my last visit, 9 years ago. The emotion expressed was possibly as much to do with the liquid lunch at the Kirkstile Inn, as I was walking away from it on that day.

Low Ling Crag - an "island", as the end of a causeway

Looking down Crummock Water

The pub is the reward - and the Kirkstile is a special place. In a hamlet, with a small number of buildings and a church, this is a real walkers pub where you can come straight off the fells. If the weather is good - and it was - a lovely, sheltered beer garden is perfect. Most punters with maps out, playing i-Spy and naming the surrounding fells.

It's also the home of the aforementioned Loweswater Gold. A former Champion Beer of Britain. So good, Mrs M moved off from her regular fruit based drinks and declared it "inoffensive". High praise indeed.

Water chaser and the patient wait for fish-finger sandwiches

Export options are available.

Meet the gang

Walk Details

Distance - 6.5 Miles

Walk Inspiration - Country Walking Magazine, May 2015, Walk 15

Geocaches - 0 

17/03/26 - Liverpool Architecture and Knowledge

St Patrick's Day Carnage

I knew something was afoot on arrival at Lime Street. Gangs of youth marching around the streets, beers in hand and very much a uniform of green. It's Tuesday, 10am and this is a little unusual - even for the party city that is Liverpool. 

At first, I think there is some sort of sporting event on - most of the tops are sporting. Eventually, I twig. It's St Patrick's Day. The patron saint of skiving off college and wearing minimal clothing.

My walks are from the A-Z City Guide but I feel the centre is done now. Primarily, I am looking for Georgian, Victorian and Edwardian Architecture (Walk 11) and a circuit of the Knowledge Quarter (Walk 12) for the hospitals and universities. 

These streets have been walked before - and there is little new to find. You can see this from the Geocache count. Just 2. No doubt, the Georgian Streets have some very pretty houses but little to photograph in the Knowledge Quarter - especially when the streets are thronged with students boozing.

Skiving Students in front of the Adelphi

When the guidebook says look for interesting doorways, you know you are in trouble

Possibly Canning Street - looking towards the Cathedral

Many back streets cut through

What else is there to do in Liverpool - when only the Good Beer Guide Tick required is the Captain Alexander and I am nowhere near it?

I fire up the Bar Trek App. Liverpool is the most featured city within this app but "Top 10 Real Ales Pub Walking Tour" has to be worth a go. 4 of the 10 make a nice little square in the part of town I am located.

See if you can guess?

Roscoe Head - a Good Beer Guide Ever Present - No further words required

The White Hart is new to me. Once again, I fall in love with a new place. This seems to happen every time I visit Liverpool. Surely the greatest of pub city of them all? It doesn't look much from the outside, but has a well-worn, timeless feel inside. Multiple roomed and on the day that I decide winter is over, a roaring log fire. This is backed up by the students taking advantage of the sun trap beer garden, but with Sir Timbo style upstairs loos, there is constant motion. A first Baltic Best Bitter by the Black Lodge Brewery was perfect.

Best Beer Garden in Town?

But how could you leave this comfort

Next Door - and due to the volume of street-drinkers, no external photos available - is Bar Casa. This is one of the 60 venues that Paul Heaton put a grand behind the bar to celebrate a significant birthday. His 60 favourite pubs in the land. And he looks like the sort of man that can be trusted.

Despite the triangular Bass beer mats, it appeared to be a keg only venue but pleasant enough - proudly celebrating its socialist ideals as decor.

God is in the Casa

The Belvedere is always an oasis of calm - and this proves true even on this, the most mental of days. The same could not be said for The Grapes - where I declared the day done. 

Just in time to watch the parade on the way back to the station.

Red Willow - always a fine pint

Get back to class and leave the Grapes to middle aged bloggers!

Walk Details

Distance - 6 Miles

Geocaches - 2

Walk Inspiration - Liverpool A-Z City Walks, Walk 11 and 12

Previous Liverpool A-Z City Walks - Walks 1 and 2, Walk 3, Walk 4, Walk 5, Walk 6 and 7, Walk 8 and 9, Walk 10

09/03/26 - On the Trail of..... The Krays

Reggie Kray.... Do you know my name?

I'm not a true crime fan. This walk was inspired by the excellent Iain Sinclair book "Lights out for the Territory". I was hoping this 11 chapter ode to psychogeography might provide some walking inspiration. In reality - it was only a recurring theme of the Krays in the East End and a pilgrimage to their graves in Chingford Cemetery that really even explained which part of London he was talking about. Do not let this put you off, it is an excellent book.

So, on a warm and sunny Monday afternoon, I find myself at Bethnal Green Station - timing it to perfection that I arrive at the most likely place for its advertised 3pm opening. I won't detail locations chronologically but will use a framework from a fellow (wannabe) London Gangster. Peter Coyne from the Godfathers. What I will say is you could throw a stone between most of the locations. They lived a small world.

Birth

178 Vallance Road is where the Kray family moved to in 1939. Then, it was a two storey terrace with an outdoor khazi. The site was redeveloped - probably in the 1970s - but the road name and house number still exist. I bet the family living there now get fed-up with middle aged men taking photos.

Site of "Fort Vallance"

School

I'm not taking photos of schools. It was playtime, and the kids are likely to shout insults the like of which 1970s Radio 1 DJs didn't live long enough to hear. Daniel Street School, Gosset Street and Wood Close School in Cheshire Street were both passed.

Work

The narrative I have read is that the Krays would commandeer a pub, install friends or family as landlords and use it as their HQ base to plan their nefarious activities. Of course, the pub was also where they committed their most famous nefarious activity.

The Lion had the windows shot out from by the Richardson Gang on the night that a man who looked like Reggie was run over in Vallance Road. It was also the place that Ronnie returned to after shooting George Cornell in the Blind Beggar.

It retains its pubby look - complete with a Truman's sign on the gable end - but has been converted into flats in 2002.

The Lion - retains golden lion decal above the 1st floor windows

The Carpenters Arms was bought by the twins in 1967. They were drinking here on the night that Jack "I won't use his nickname" McVitie was murdered.

As the picture indicates - a live pub - yet a 3pm opener

The Blind Beggar is the most iconic place associated with the Krays. The website, and indeed the opening hours in the window, shows it as 3pm Monday opener. By 3:10pm, the doors hadn't opened but I had seen four people of a similar age to myself having selfies outside.

Since 1894.... but not 3pm

Side On

I've been three times before. Visit 1 - they had wall-to-wall Krays memorabilia, including a huge photo of the boys in dinner jackets with our Babs. Visit 2 - The Krays stuff had gone but I did get to enjoy the lovely and unexpected beer garden. Its selling point today. Visit 3 was with my brother, who impressed the actor Vas Blackwood by saying "You're the Black Shadow". An early character in Only Fools and Horses for the actor who gained more fame through "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".

It would have made a fitting end to the walk but in some ways, I was saved from myself. It is a soulless pub, where Madri was nearly £7 three years ago.  The Mappiman wallet and taste buds could not take that.

Death

The undertakers that handled the Kray family funerals is near the world's busiest cafe, Pellicci's.

Incongruously placed amongst the Asian supermarkets and Italian Cafes

St Matthews church hosted the funerals of all three Kray Brothers - Ronnie 1st, then Charlie and finally Reggie. Ronnie went out to Whitney Houston's "I will always love you". Ronnie, "My Way". Can't tell you about Charlie. 

The burial plots are at Chingford Cemetery - along with the person they all loved the most. Violet.

St Matthews

Rebuilt in the 1960s after being decimated in WWII

Walk Details

Distance - 3.5 Miles

Geocaches - 7

09/03/26 - On the Trail of..... The Small World of Sammy Lee

Checking The Gentrification of Soho

It seems that it's impossible for me to simply watch TV without thinking - "I wonder what that location looks like now?". It takes me two hours to get through an episode of The Sweeney. And I haven't even started on Minder yet.

No surprise that the opening sequence of The Small World of Sammy Lee had me planning my annual trip to Soho. I need to make sure that Fuller's haven't ruined the Coach and Horses.

The film is pretty good.... Sammy Lee being what you would get if Bob Monkhouse worked in a strip club and lost all his money gambling.

The Small World of Sammy Lee (1963) is a British black-and-white crime drama directed by Ken Hughes and starring Anthony Newley, Julia Foster, and Robert Stephens.

The film follows Sammy Lee, a fast-talking compère at a Soho strip club who has run up a £300 gambling debt with a bookie. Given just five hours to repay the money, he rushes around Soho trying to borrow cash, call in favours, and make deals while still hosting the club’s stage shows.

This website does all the hard work of deconstructing the locations and making my days easier. Less time planning, more time walking.

Without going too mad.... the changes over 63 years....

The opening scene in Peter Street looking west

Once a striptease, now a restaurant at 50 Frith Street

At least the Indian remains at 44 Frith Street

And my favourite change - Books and Mags for Harry Bloody Potter at 157 Wardour Street

Whilst in the location - it's important for me to check on the Coach and Horses in Greek Street. Other pubs are available but none mean as much to me as this place. No need to repeat myself.

Fellow Casketeers waiting for the bolt slide

Fuller's took it over at the turn of the decade. The beer quality and range has improved (Kernal, no less) and the piano has (thankfully) been removed. Only so many times you can listen to Soho loveys belting out "Knees Up Mother Brown" ironically.

The view from the ghost of a piano

I was convinced the wooden bar backboard would be the first thing to be sacrificed in the name of progress. I'm reasonably sure I sent an email offering to buy it, if it was ever to be stripped out. Delighted that Skol, Ind Coope and Double Diamond have not been replaced with Pride, ESB and 1845. As much as I love them all.

Dread to think how long I have stared at this over the years

The final test - the gents. There was a time when you had to be very brave to even venture in. Now it is the inspiration for art. Even if the painter has caught it on a good day.  

Unsure I ever saw it so clean in the 1990s.

The hand dryer - no longer wall-mounted or working - suggests that gentrification has made only small inroads into my happy place.

09/03/26 - Following the River Westbourne

A Guide Book Complete

It's taken a long time. Since 2007 to be exact. 19 years to complete the final walk in Andrew Duncan's 50 Favourite London Walks. That's dedication for you.

Today's walk is one of London's Lost River Walks. The Westbourne rises from several streams in Hampstead, joining together into a river somewhere near Kilburn before debouching (Andrew is teaching me more than just London) at Chelsea Embankment.

Today, of course, it is completely covered. Although there are signs in the street names and evidence in the Long Water at Hyde Park. This was filled by the Westbourne and now is topped up from rainwater and another stream.

The walk takes me from the bustle of Paddington, through genteel Knightsbridge, before crossing the river to see what they have done to Battersea Power Station. I'll save you the effort - turned into a shopping mall with flats on top.

Servants quarters down Brook Mews (A river clue is in the name)

Italian Gardens at the top of the Long Water

Far end of the Long Water / Serpentine

The Westbourne delta forks at debouchment - this is Grosvenor's Canal Basin

Viewed from the Bridge

On the hunt for floating pigs

No pubs on this walk - I am heading to Soho to make sure my favourite hasn't been gentrified.

Walk Details 

Distance - 3.75 Miles

Geocaches - 4 

Walk Inspiration - Andrew Duncan's 50 Favourite London Walks