Wednesday, 26 March 2025

26/03/25 - A Plan is Hatched for the Worcestershire Way

The Last of the Sub £4 Pints at my Local

Like Rachel Reeves, my Landlady has been leaking information. The Butty Bach has been £3.80 for quite some time. A rise is coming. The amount of damage yet to be revealed.

Before I get this reward, I have a wonderful walk that runs from my front door. How I miss the frisson of excitement provided by Public Transport.

Heading west out of town, I find paths and walking infrastructure that in the main, are perfectly maintained. Yet it is so isolated, that I felt like the only person to have walked them. Ascents and descents of the rolling hills, with some lovely views.

The Rolling Worcestershire Countryside
Abberley Hill Ahead

It's at the wonderfully named "Joan's Hole" where I pick up the Worcestershire Way. A path cutting through the newly sprouting garlic, on top of Dicks Brook. It's here that inspiration for another series of walks takes hold.

Near Joan's Hole
On the Way to See Joan

I'm going to break the 31 miles of the Worcestershire Way down into a series of circular walks. Usual rules apply. Each walk will aim to be in the sweet spot of around 8 miles. Interesting locations (pubs) will be visited. The bus will be used, where possible.

The Worcestershire Way
The Worcestershire Way The Worcestershire Way is a long-distance footpath in Worcestershire, England. It stretches for approximately 31 miles (50 km), running from Bewdley in the north to Great Malvern in the south. The path traverses a variety of landscapes, including riverside paths, woodlands, farmland, and the Malvern Hills. It passes through or near several villages and towns, providing opportunities for rest and refreshment.

 

The Worcestershire Way
Follow the Pear

A hastily planned first walk will take in Nothing Bound Brewery from Bewdley. Isn't it lovely when a plan comes to fruition.

The remainder of the walk continues in a state of quiet enthusiasm, buoyed by the inquisitive and sleepy new-borns around Worsley Farm.

New Born Lambs
Let sleeping lambs lie

Despite the length, this is a walk that I didn't particularly want to end. Warm spring sunshine will do that. But the water runs out, and re-hydration is important.

Whilst I can afford it.

Black Star, Stourport
£3.80 Butty with an iced water chaser

Walk Details

Distance - 12 Miles

Walk Inspiration - A Ramblers Route



Tuesday, 25 March 2025

24/03/25 - Old Moseley Hall to Wolvo for the Great Western

Great Cathedral of Beer

There's no need to rush Wolverhampton. I had found a 14.5 mile walk in Country Walking Magazine. I may not have much but I 've got plenty of time. Three weeks ago, I made it from town to the National Trust Property, Old Moseley Hall. Now to finish the walk. From Old Moseley Hall, back into the City and hopefully find my way to one of the best pubs in the land.

A walk of two halves - more of the Monarch's Way through some fine Countryside and then picking up the Wyrley and Essington Canal.

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Northycote Manor Farm
Northycote Manor Farm on the Monarch's Way
Wryley and Essington Canal
The Curly Wyrley

At Wednesfield, an unexpected portal to a secret world was found. Like a budding Pevensie, I found Narnia.

Royal Tiger, Wednesfield
Should I enter?

I had found myself in the Royal Tiger - incredibly busy for a Monday afternoon, even when the sun was shining. I put this down to two reasons, the Cask Jaipur was £2.79 and everyone overhead on mobiles talking about redundancy payouts and being put on gardening leave. Something terrible is happening to capitalism.

My real goal, of course, was the Great Western. A Holdens Pub, where if you have time you can do a taste challenge to determine if Black Country Special is better than Bathams Bitter. Or possibly just different.

I had recently seen it described on a British Pubs Facebook Page as a "Great Cathedral of Beer". Certainly had to disagree.

Great Western, Wolverhampton
Under the tracks - ask the pigeons for directions
Great Western, Wolverhampton
Only time for a Black Country Special Today - but I will return


Walk Details

Distance - 8 Miles

Geocaches - 5

Walk Inspiration - Country Walking Magazine May 2024, Walk 14


Friday, 21 March 2025

21/03/25 - Pub Crawl in Barnards Green, Great Malvern

One Day, Three Guide Books

The Cicerone book, Short Walks in the Malvern Hills, lives up to its name. A 2 mile stretch from the town up to St Ann's Well and back.

To make the most of the Connecta Worcesertshire Bus ticket, I've combined it with a stretch to Barnards Green. The reason for being in Malvern in the first place? A random selection from Hidden Places in Worcestershire.

St Ann's is well known to me. Birthplace of the Malvern Water Cure promoted by those healthy Victorians. Another example of things regressing in this country, there is now a sign saying bacteria has been found in the water and it must be boiled before consumption.

St Anns Well
Don't Drink the water

Back to town and then through the handsome housing and onto Malvern Common.

Malvern Common
Today, I'm down here. Normally, I am up there.

Barnards Green is a suburb of Great Malvern, nestled at the foot of the Malvern Hills. It has a bit of everything—local charm, practical amenities, and a surprisingly lively pub scene for its size.

Starting with the Three Horseshoes. A couple of cottages knocked together and large open plan inside. I couldn't warm to it for two reasons. Elton John, at his honky-tonking best, on too loud. And despite a good hunt around, not a single comfy seat to be found. I even tried the garden. 

The Timothy Taylor Boltmaker was in fine condition.

Three Horseshoes, Malvern
Sky Blue

Whereas I was the only punter in pub 1, the car park was overflowing at the Bluebell. The good people of Malvern obviously love a Gastropub. They must have more money than sense. Courage Directors at an eye watering £5.85. Little of note, other than an ornate wooden bar that wouldn't look out of place in a church.

The Bluebell, Malvern
Battleship Grey

The "Closed Pub" feature on Pubsgalore.com is used for the Forresters Arms. All on-line resources say it's open, yet the door is firmly bolted at 1:45pm on a Friday afternoon. A quick search takes me to the Admiral Taverns Facebook page, where they are looking for new tenants. Comments range from "What Again?" to "I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole".

Forresters Arms, Malvern
Half and Half

Saving the best to last is the perennial Good Beer Guide Entry The Morgan. Keen pricing and excellent beer. The Wye Valley full range is always on offer but I was never going to turn down cask Jaipur. I was that impressed with the £4.40 charge that it felt churlish to ask for the rest of the pint. 

The Morgan, Malvern
On second thoughts, I should have

Walk Details 

Distance - 5 Miles

Walk Inspiration - Pub Walks in Malvern, Hidden Places of Worcestershire and Cicerone Short Walks in the Malverns


Wednesday, 19 March 2025

19/03/25 - Droitwich to Hartlebury Rail Trail

Solar Farm Strife

For reasons that will become apparent, I was really looking forward to this stage of the Wyre Valley Line.

As with many things in life, it started out well but quickly ended in disaster.

Leaving Droitwich on the Monarch's Way provided perfect walking. Wide open spaces through Westwood Park. 

Westwood Park
Another gorgeous spring day in Worcestershire

Westwood House
Apartments for sale at Westwood House

Things plod on nicely through Worcestershire Countryside. I have seen the signs nearby protesting about the implementation of Solar Farms. I am now joining their front. One of those meaningless signs saying the footpaths are closed, then detailing random numbers as to which paths are affected and which are not. These footpath numbers are on no map that I use, including OS Maps, so meaningless information. I attempt to bulldoze my way through but its impassable with heavy machinery blocking those fields that are in progress and completely fenced off for those completed.

Solar Farming
Mappiman's Nemesis

Email sent to the Worcestershire Rail Trail Website. Their route needs taking down and/or replanning.

I replan on the fly, with lane walking to Snead's Green resulting in poorly maintained and signposted footpaths to get back on scheduled route.

Almost ruined my lunch, nestled on a thorn bush at Manor House farm.

The walk ends at Hartebury Tap House. A previous Good Beer Guide Entry, that based on the Butty Bach, should be immediately reintroduced.

Hartlebury Tap
The Old Station Building - Handy for the hourly service to Kidderminster


Walk Details

Distance - 9 Miles

Geocaches - 3


Tuesday, 18 March 2025

18/03/25 - Winchombe, Belas Knapp and Brockhampton

Bells, Barrows and Barstools

First visit to Winchcombe since the nonsense of the COVID Lock-downs. Spring is certainly the time to come.

Start off by seeing if there are any secrets left in St Peter's Church. When outside, look out for the gargoyles and the bullet holes. I've never been inside before but I have recently read about the twin coffins.

St Peters Coffin, Winchombe
One of a pair

The only downside of venturing in a place is you are bound to get into conversations with enthusiastic amateur historians. See also National Trust Venues. I do believe that I have now ticked off all that this fine medieval wool church has to offer.

Onwards, slightly delayed, with the walk. Soul restoring.

Cotswold Way, Winchcombe
Out on the Cotswold Way
First new borns of the year
Looking back with the new born lambs - always a special day on the calendar

The main target of the day is Belas Knap Long Barrow.

Belas Knap is a Neolithic long barrow located in the hills above Winchcombe, dating to around 3000 BC. It was used as a communal burial site, with stone chambers built into the sides of the mound. A false entrance at the front may have had a ritual purpose or served to mislead grave robbers. Excavations have uncovered the remains of more than 30 individuals. Today, it’s a quiet, open site with views across the countryside. 

Belas Knap Long Barrow
Long Barrows, notoriously tricky to photograph

A peaceful spot for lunch before taking in the finest countryside walking the Cotswold has to offer, aiming for Brockhampton on the opposite side of the Coln Valley.

Deserted Wontley Farm
Ruined Wontley Farm - 1980s raves to a warehouse for stolen car parts

Brockhampton teases with the OS Map showing a Big Blue Cup of Joy. I'd already resigned myself to a remote Cotswold pub being open on a Tuesday afternoon but things were even worse. It looked long closed but an ongoing campaign led to research its a post COVID cost of living casualty.

Craven Arms, Brockhampton
Craven Arms, Brockhampton
Save our Pub, Brockhampton
Campaign for Open Pubs

Ironically, the banners are adorned on "The Old Shop" and "The Old Post Office". Guess there will be a new one on the Craven Arms - "The Old Pub".

The return to Wincombe follows new signage for the Coln River Trail. This looks intriguing. I already have the Wardens/Windrush Ways from Winchcombe earmarked. Looks like another 33 mile multi dayer joins the list.

River Coln Trail
All the way back to Winchcombe

The grounds of Sudeley Castle mark a spectacular return.

Sudeley Castle is a historic Tudor manor house just outside Winchcombe, with origins dating back to the 15th century. It’s best known as the final home and burial place of Katherine Parr, the last wife of Henry VIII. The castle has seen both royal visits and civil war damage, and was partly restored in the 19th century. Today, it’s privately owned but open to the public, with formal gardens, exhibitions, and access to Parr’s tomb in the chapel on site.

Sudeley Castle
The End of the Walking - Sudeley Castle

Sudeley Castle is a historic Tudor manor house just outside Winchcombe, with origins dating back to the 15th century. It’s best known as the final home and burial place of Katherine Parr, the last wife of Henry VIII. The castle has seen both royal visits and civil war damage, and was partly restored in the 19th century. Today, it’s privately owned but open to the public, with formal gardens, exhibitions, and access to Parr’s tomb in the chapel on site.

Now for the choice of pubs. Having a "week after Super Saturday" Good Beer Guide Tick during the last lockdown, it had to be the Plaisterer's Arms turn. An unlikely but genuinely authentic Irish pub, still run with an iron fist by the Irish Landlady. I previously caught both barrels of her hospitality skills during a bizarre discussion about Sunday Lunch menus. 

Alas, she is still keeping American tourists on their toes, not least by not opening on Tuesdays or Wednesdays.

Plaisters Arms, Winchcombe
Need to come on weekends if you want an afternoon drink

The Lion wins again, when our convivial landlord is burning off the last of the Winter's log pile and serving the best pint of Butcombe Original known to man. 

Red Lion, Winchcombe
Its the Corner Cupboards turn to be in the GBG this year, not the Lion

Red Lion, Winchcombe
Liquid Perfection

Walk Details

Distance - 12.5 Miles

Walk Inspiration - Day Walks in the Cotswolds, Walk 14

Geocaches - 2 and an Adventure Lab Cache

Thursday, 13 March 2025

13/03/25 - West Midland Way - Stage 6 - Part 1 - Kinver to Alveley

The Campaign for Comfy Chairs in Pubs Starts Here

Walk 15 Miles, when you have to catch four buses to reach the start and return at the hike's end? A logistical nightmare that probably requires the clocks to have changed. And its not as if I haven't got time, or were likely to want to rush Shropshire's oldest pub. 

A little like the recent Slow Way from Kiver to Highley, this is a super walk of lonely but delightful countryside. An air of serenity re-established as I left the world behind and enjoyed a sunny half day in the cold. Never has a spring been so foolish as 2025.

The Staffordshire way takes me from Kinver to the Sheepwalks near Enville. A series of rolling hills, offering the best views in South Staffs. The Geocaching commences;

Old School Geocaching
A rare Ammo Can Geocache
Selfie required for the Geocaching Virtual
A selfie required for the Sheepwalks Virtial

East through agricultural land and some half decent bridleways. Mud, not too invasive.

Alveley, my temporary end for stage 6, has three pubs in close proximity. This may have influence the decision.

The Squirrel of little use to the daylight rambler. Midweek opening at 4pm.

The Royal Oak is a gastro pub but don't say I don't try. Door to the bar locked, but the restaurant open and I was met with DIY bedlam. Reopening at the end of March.

Red Lion, Alverley
No entry, unless you are handy with a paintbrush

This leaves Shropshire's oldest - The Three Horseshoes - which I also noticed has crept into the Good Beer Guide. It cannot be unrelated that they now sell Bathams.

Three Horseshoes, Alverley
Timber Framed on the RHS, with a modern extension

1406 is detailed both on the outside of the building and within the WIFI password. But is it Shropshire's Oldest? A couple in Shrewsbury would like a word.

90 minutes to kill before the scheduled, and only, mid afternoon bus. Can there be a happier man in the world than he who has his favourite pint and a place at the best seat in the house?

Three Horseshoes, Alverley
Happiness is a pint called Bathams. With warm feet.

Well, I am not one for advocating cushions in pub, but something needs to change. 90 minutes perched on one of these left me barely able to walk to the on-time bus.

Three Horseshoes, Alverley
Perched

When I am King, it will be law for there to be at least one wing back Chesterfield in everypub.

The Campaign for Real Armchairs (CAMRA) starts here. Thanks to John Sturgis on Twitter for improving my nomenclature. 


Walk Details

Distance - 6 Miles

Geocaches - 4

Previous Stages - Stage 1Stage 2Stage 3Stage 4, Stage 5


Monday, 10 March 2025

10/03/25 - Attempting a Pub Crawl in Aston/Witton

New App off to an inauspicious start


It was the far superior Micropub Adventures blog which brought the bar-crawl app to my attention.

Inspiration around the country for future days out.

Bar Crawl App
Search by City

An easy to read interface that will launch google maps for turn by turn directions.

Bar Crawl App
A clutter free map

And (potentially) the best bit..... real time information on what is actually open!

Bar Crawl App
Could be the killer feature

Finding myself in the dead pub hell hole that is Lichfield Street, Aston and the decidedly crawl unfriendly time of Monday Lunch, I thought I would put it to the test.

It wasn't the app's fault that ill-behaved Cardiff fans had put the front windows through of the Manor Tavern through, following last weekends FA Cup game.

The Manor Tavern, Aston
Glaziers Van

The Glazier insisted the pub was open, but the fed up looking landlady questioned my health and safety assessment about whether I would want to drink in the fresh air, inside.

I moved on to the frankly bizarre Aston Tavern to ask the question "When is a pub, not a pub?". A) When you have to press a buzzer to gain entry and B) when they have no beer.

The Aston Tavern
Nestled in the shade of the Aston Expressway

Despite the A board stating they are open, all beer lines were being cleaned before Wednesday's big European game. FC Bruges are in town and we know how the Belgians love their beer.

I managed to negotiate entry on the premise that they had bottles. A first ever Koppenberg Mixed Fruit Cider, with the visit saved by the £3.30 Poppadom packets.

The Aston Tavern
Country's most patriotic Chesterfields

The App successfully identified The Holte as closed. Attached to Villa Park, it looks like it only opens on match days. They have obviously dealt with Cardiff fans before. The plate glass windows protected by plastic.

The Holte, Aston
Holte Enders In The Sky

The most successful visit, The Witton Arms. A large Irish Pub, where Guinness is a bargain £3.85 Mondays to Wednesday. This is Cheltenham Festival week and I had time to consider how little change you would get from a tenner at the races this year.

The Witton Arms
The one car in the carpark with a WBA number plate made me giggle.

Not the best area for a pub crawl but a decent introduction to the app which worked well.

10/03/25 - Duddeston to Witton - An AZ City Walk

Britain's Toughest Pub... Britain's Deadest Pub Street


There are certain TV programmes that really stick in the mind. Broadcast in 2004 on Sky 3 was a series of Britain's Toughest Pubs. I remember the meat raffle in a Portsmouth Boozer. The topless lunchtime service down on the docks in the Plymouth. The pensioner miners in Merthyr who had continued a row for about 40 years.

But it was the Sportsman in Birmingham that was watched with a mixture of wide eyed disbelief and massive amusement. Who could forget;
  • The Locals all drinking scrumpy cider, which they named "Loopy Juice"
    • A regular commenting - "If I have a good session on that, I could kill you, and I wouldn't even f***ing know I'd done it"
  • Frank - whose snack to accompany his Loopy Juice was a crushed up light bulb.
  • The regular who feared his pint would be nicked if he went to loo, so - and without warning - removed his false eye and left it bobbing
  • And finally - the man drinking from his false leg. He lost his leg not from the first train that hit him, but the service train that went to check what the first train had hit. This, after he had taken a short cut home from Sportsman.
Alas, the actual programme cannot be found on YT. But if you can ignore the computer generated speech, this video has some fine old photos and also touches on the "Battle of Saltley Gate" which occurred over the road. A 1972 miners picket that turned into a riot and launched Arthur Scargill onto the national conscious.


The reason for for this lengthy intro to a walk? It's one of the few things of interest on a walk from Duddeston to Witton. To be fair to the walk, its purpose was to point out the few remaining Victorian architectural gems that remain in an area of terraced housing largely demolished after the war.

Bloomsbury Library
Bloomsbury Public Library - now an Nursery
Nechells Park Road Baths
Nechells Park Road Public Baths
The Sportsman, Saltley
The Sportsman - as it is today - a Packaging Shop

Three miles of quite filthy, but incredibly quiet, streets. I don't know if they are always like this or is someway connected to either Birmingham City Council's bankruptcy or the rapidly escalating binmen strikes. Gauging the amount of debris, I rather fear the former.

Aston - too sad to end the walk. The Lichfield Road, once home to grand drinking halls and now just architectural hangovers from a better time.  

The Swan and Mitre, Aston
Swan and Mitre - Holts - Grade II Listed - Closed since 2018 
The Britannia, Aston
The Britannia - Another Grade II Listed - Another closed in 2018

An Unnamed Pub, Lichfield Road, Birmingham
I believe this to be the Vine.  Fire damaged in 2023

What a sad end to a walk. Forced to head to Witton in the hope of finding an open pub.
 

Walk Details

Distance - 4 Miles

Walk Inspiration - AZ - Hidden Walks in Birmingham Walk 8 

Previous Birmingham AZ Walks - Walk 1 & 2Walk 3Walk 4Walk 5Walk 6, Walk 7

Geocaches - 1 and 3 ALC