Saturday 27 April 2024

27/04/24 - A Bolton Pub Crawl

Putting the new Guide Book to use

A spare afternoon in Manchester, without the time or the energy to tackle the next stage of the Greater Manchester Ringway. In all its 13 mile glory.

Instead, I'll use the Good Book for entertainment and head to Bolton. Not that one, the other one by Matthew Curtis. Unaware of it? There's a copy proudly displayed behind the counter at my first stop.

One For the Road is housed in the food market. A 9 am opener for the early bird.

One for the Road, Bolton
Light and Airy

A choice of local cask for £3 a go, my eye was drawn to the Budvar pumps, which included the rarely seen dark. A chat with the Paddy McGuinness soundalike making me aware of a GBG tick that isn't mentioned by Mr C. Their sister pub added to the day's itinerary. 

But not until I record a fellow boozer's reaction that solves the recent on-line discussion about kids in pubs.

One for the Road, Bolton
They may have been his grand-kids, but I doubt it

Great Ale at the Vaults is a very similar vibe. What it lacks in choice to its sibling, it makes up for with fine architecture in the vaults of another market hall.

Great Ale at the Vaults, Bolton
Handsome.  Atmospheric.

The chalk board details a meal deal of a pint and chicken tikka wrap for £9. Add a quid for fries. Of course, I was going to add a quid. House Ale, Great T'Ale from Deeply Vale Brewery a wise choice for a busy day, coming in at a sessionable 3.8% and absolutely delicious.

Alas, the Indian eatery that makes the wraps had failed to meet their opening hours. A more prosaic packet of crisps hardly the lunch of gods.

The bus next. Always a challenge in a strange town, especially when there are no OAPs to ask advice. After 20 minutes, the every 15 minutes 125 (Gold) comes to whisk me away to the intriguingly named Bunburys. I am still unsure what the relationship between Oscar Wilde and Bolton is.

Bunburys, Bolton
First (shop converted) micro of the day

I am the first punter through the doors at around 1:20pm and a friendly bar worker spots me for the tourist that I am.  "Are you doing the 125 Beer Run?" she asks. Chorley, a hot bed of a dozen Cask Ale pubs and another days entertainment added to the list.

A shop converted micro with a wide choice of local and international beers and ciders. After some deliberation, a half of Saison Dupont on keg and is that the king of snacks I spy? As a Black Country lad, you may be expecting me to say the hairiest of scratching from a fella called Ray from Rugely but no.  Here they have those massive packet of pappadums, complete with mango chutney pots. Previously only found in Huddersfield.

The sign of a good place....? when it slowly fills with the same people who were in last night.  Comparing hangovers and being asked if they are still on the 7% ciders. They are.

An expert on the Bolton Bus system, its back to town for a glorious beer tourist tick. Always love a pub with its own Wikipedia pageThe Old Man and the Scythe - with a beautiful bit of understated modesty - claiming to be England's fourth oldest pub.  Take note you Fighting Cocks, you Trips, you Porch Houses.... you can't all be number one. 

The Old Man and the Scythe, Bolton
Ask inside for a history leaflet

The Old Man and the Scythe, Bolton
I need to be careful to avoid photo overload

The dates? Originally from 1251. A date stone in the main bar reading 1638 and a C20th frontage rebuilding after a fire.

There is a monument outside that celebrates the key events. The 7th Earl of Dudley executed outside the pub for his role in the Civil War Bolton Massacre. He spent his last moments in the pub and the chair that he sat on for his final hours is held inside. Of course its haunted and the 125 Bus Run lady from Bunburys warned me not to sit on it for fear of ghoulish retribution. No worries, its in a glass cabinet.

Old Man and the Scythe, Manchester
Haunted Chair to left of Lady Sniffles.  TT Knowle Spring losing focus to the date stone.

A must visit for pub history fans.

Back on the buses next for the Bank Top Brewery Tap. A far more traditional pub than the name would imply.

Bank Top Brewery Tap, Bolton
Does what it says on the tin - Tap Room for the Bank Top Brewery

A bewildering (to the novice) array of double figure casks. I went for the one adorned with "Champion Beer" rosette - a Dark Mild.

Was it worth the double bus journey? The answer to that depends very much on whether the final horse on the Postman's accumulator came in. Tension raised with the be-shorted one telling everyone how rich he would be if the horse came anywhere between first and sixth. Top place yielding a four figure prize.

I left after it came in 7th and before the sorrows were drowned.

The final port of call, Northern Monkey Bar for the best and worst experiences of the day.  Worst - inside is packed and the two young ladies serving have lost control of the bar. Two deep and timidly asking "who's next" is only going to lead to pub chaos. Kids running amok inside, I take my drink to brave the 2024 spring of no sun.

Northern Monkey Bar, Bolton
Calm Outside, Mental In

What turns it into the best experience is the two gents I share a table with.... one a Mackem his mate a Salfordian. They engage me in great conversation that covers everything from the best Bass pub in Bath, to the one legged head brewer at Coniston, to the chairman of Stockport Camra and why Seven Brothers Brewery really need to do cask. Top bants, and they leave me with both an invite to join them at the Old Man and a gift.  £1.50 worth of Spoon's vouchers. Almost a pint's worth.

I'd have enjoyed the company, but the real reason I am up North starts her set in two hours time. I've learned over time not to trust Northern Trains and I have to check in to my nights digs. 

The Lower Turks Head.... who wouldn't want to live in a Holts pub?

 


Monday 22 April 2024

20/04/24 - London Spiral - Stage 14 - Kew Gardens to Wimbledon

 Why 'Spoons is the best for the Lonely Football Fan


The London Spiral doing a fine job of making you think you are not in London. The 8 miles of this stretch are mainly traffic free, sharing wild paths with horse riders and dog walkers.

From Kew Gardens tube, through North and East Sheen to pick up Richmond Park at East Sheen Gate.

Richmond Park
Richmond Park, through East Sheen Gate

Richmond Park is 2500 acres of emptiness. Created by Charles I as a deer park, its history includes duels between sitting Prime Ministers and their political counterparts. That would make PMQs more interesting. No sign of deer today, or indeed dogs called Fenton on the rampage.

The route skirts the Eastern side of the park, following Beverley Brook upstream and into our second park, Wimbledon Common.

Beverley Brook
Following Beverley Brook

Adventure Lab Caches following a theme of the Wombles are in abundance, so my route contained just the one diversion to increase caching numbers. I didn't get close to the Windmill. I also didn't need to make decisions on whether to revisit some of the Wimbledon 8 Pubs. The Fox and Grapes too gastro, but the twins of Hand in Hand and Crooked Billet are always worth a visit when the sun is shining.

Instead, its into "The Village" for the only (new to me) Good Beer Guide Tick available.

And it's a 'Spoons.

Wibbas Down Inn, Wimbledon
Wibbas Down Inn - #1 Entrance
Let me count the ways why its perfect for my needs;
  • Power:  With rail E-Tickets, I need to replenish the juice consumed by my geocaching app to get home. I time it lucky, to get the final booth. Complete with double power socket.
  • Free Wifi: Baggies are live on Sky Sports, for a crunch game at the business end of the season. The free wifi is strong enough to get a non lagging signal, although the Sky App is slightly behind the live action.  At least my son's messages prepare me for the disappointment.
  • The App: Having settled in, I now need to protect my space. The app allows me to order lunch and drinks without moving an inch. However, this rather shows my hand to the disapproving Mrs M. She, who has set up banking app alerts from our joint account. And still hasn't forgiven Timbo for the dog ban.
  • The Prices: London Pride at £2.74 a pint is a steal. For comparison, I attempted to use a pub near Marylebone on my return. A similar ABV Cask retailing for £6.90. It was the plastic glass that encouraged me to take an earlier train home. 
In the interests of fairness, I should document any faults. Kids playing games on too loud iPads were annoying, although I did have earphones. Dingle Don Goodman's commentary arguably worse. A walloper dragging a huge suitcase through the pub, knocking over furniture, bumping into people and shouting obscenities increased tension. On my exit, I found him throwing karate shapes against the bemused external gaspers.

All part of life's rich tapestry.


Wibbas Down Inn, Wimbledon
Wibbas Down Inn - #2 Entrance

Walk Information

Distance - 8 Miles

Start - Kew Gardens Station

Finish - Wimbledon

Areas Walked - Richmond Park, Wimbledon Common

Geocaches - 3 and two Adventure Lab Caches

Pubs - 1

Previous Walks - Stage 1Stage 2Stage 3Stage 4Stage 5Stage 6Stage 7Stage 8Stage 9Stage 10Stage 11Stage 12, Stage 13

Sunday 14 April 2024

14/04/24 - Centenary Way Summary

Length of Heart of England Way - 100 Miles

Amount walked on Circular Walks - 193.5
Geocaches Found - 66
Stages Completed In - 26
Start - Kingsbury Water Park - 20/03/21
Finish - Lower Quinton - 14/04/2024

The Centenary Way is a 100 mile Long Distance Path in Warwickshire, created to commemorate 100 years of the counties existence.  Stephen Cross, former Mayor of Warwick, takes his blueprint for the Heart of England Way and produces a guide book that splits the route into a series of circular day walks.

Providing inspiration for monthly walks, I completed over 26 stages.

BookCover
The Guide Book

Highlights

Several stages were accessible by public transport. This led to big days out in Nuneaton, Kenilworth, Warwick and Leamington. Walking could be combined easily with Good Beer Guide Ticking. There were some decent walking stretches too - Burton Dassett Hills and Edge Hill providing the best walks.

Lowlights

Poor paths in places - especially in the North of the County.  Overgrown and sometimes missing. I can't blame the path for the 2024 mud, but there was a sea of it towards the end. Several walks were deadly dull. Even as we edged into the Cotswolds.

The real killer was HS2 - causting rerouting and misery on a couple of stages - none worse than Ufton.  To be fair to the guide author, he did he best to warn us, with potential diversions detailed in a book published in 2017.

Alas, in summary, it was nowhere near as pretty or satisfying a walk as the Millennium Way and Heart of England Way, which have followed similar themes.

The Stages

Stage 2 - Shustoke
Stage 3 - Furnace End
Stage 4 - Birchley Heath
Stage 5 - Nuneaton
Stage 6 - Bermuda
Stage 7 - Sutton Stop
Stage 8 - Ansty
Stage 9 - Brinklow
Stage 10 - Brandon
Stage 12 - Bubbenhall
Stage 13 - Kenilworth
Stage 14 - Leek Wooton
Stage 15 - Warwick
Stage 16 - Leamington Spa
Stage 17 - Ufton
Stage 18 - Harbury
Stage 20 - Fenny Compton
Stage 21 - Arlescote
Stage 22 - Edghill
Stage 23 - Oxhill
Stage 24 - Idlicote
Stage 25 - Ilmington
Stage 26 - Lower Quinton

The Photo Album

Centenary Way

14/04/24 - Centenary Way - Stage 26 - Lower Quinton

 The End of the Centenary Way

Here it, the end of a Long Distance Path that never set the pulse racing. With the exception of a few town centre highlights, the walking was pedestrian - often on unloved paths that if they hadn't disappeared completely, would be often overgrown. HS2 causing issues on several stages. Still, it provided structure to my monthly walking plans over the last 4 years. 

The final stretch is dominated by Meon Hill - an Iron Age Hillfort steeped in legend.....

Meon Hill on the Monarchs Way
Centenary Way sharing the path to Meon Hill with the Monarch Way

The Made Up Myth - The ghost of the Celtic King Arawyn, hunting the hill at night. He rides a pale horse, running a pack of white hounds with red ears.  

The Modern Day Murder Mystery - The location for the last unsolved murder in Warwickshire.  In 1945, Charles Walton was found with his own pitchfork embedded in his throat and the sign of a cross carved into his chest. This is how you kill a witch, in Warwickshire and there were some parallels to a similar killing in the 1800's. Plenty of documentaries on YouTube.

No spooky scenes on the day when Spring may have arrived.

Views from Meon Hill
Views from Meon Hills flanks

The walk continues to Ilmington before tracking its way north, back to Lower Quinton. It should be unspectacular agricultural field walking but the Centenary Way cannot help but deliver a final sting in the tale. The farmers are out ploughing up their fields - obliterating the footpaths.  We could have braved the churned up earth across ankle breaking clods but we would be playing frogger with the tractors. No one wants to be laughed at by a farmer. Lane based diversions adding a mile to the walk.

We arrive back in Lower Quinton for the twin village staples of Church and pub.

Lower Quinton Church
Lower Quinton Church

The College Arms is one of the odder pubs found on my travels. Poor on-line presence makes it tricky to determine if they offer food on a Sunday and if they do, what it might be. Their website redirecting you to their facebook page if you click on "Menus". Tripadvisor pointing to the go elsewhere, with a rating of the 117th best restaurant in Stratford.

I leave it to Mrs M and her internet sleuthing to decide where we should visit. The facebook review where someone's husband had run off with the barmaid making up her mind.

She knows I will be in post LDP completion high spirits and cannot be trusted

College Arms, Lower Quinton
College Arms - Lower Quinton - I missed the sign saying "Motorbike Parking Only"

There is some history here - the building originally owned by Henry VIII.  Then it fell into the hands of Oxford's Magdelan College and the only pub in the land allowed to use its coat of arms.  A farmhouse originally, converted to a pub in 1897.

Now a bikers pub and how lovely to see Mods and Rockers drinking in perfect harmony.

At Mrs M's request, we Sunday lunched at nearby Long Marston's Mason Arms.

Walk Details

Distance - 7.5 Miles

Geocaches - 1

Pub - The Mason Arms, Long Marston (off route)

Previous Stages - Stage 1Stage 2Stage 3Stage 4Stage 5Stage 6Stage 7Stage 8Stage 9Stage 10Stage 11Stage 12Stage 13Stage 14Stage 15Stage 16Stage 17Stage 18Stage 19Stage 20Stage 21Stage 22Stage 23Stage 24, Stage 25


Sunday 7 April 2024

07/04/24 - Burford - On the Trail of Tom, Dick and Harry Dunsdon

 The Dandy Highwaymen


My second walk inspired by the Loremen Podcast, where the hosts share (and debunk) folklore.  This time, going back to the C18th and the story of the original Tom, Dick and Harry.

The picturesque village of Fulbrook, a mile north of Burford, was the birthplace of three of the Wychwood forest's most notorious robbers.

The Dunsdon brothers, Tom, Dick and Harry, used a cottage across the country border in Icomb, Gloucestershire as a base from which to commit a number of crimes in the Burford area.

They specialised in burglary, theft and highway robbery, once holding up the Oxford to Gloucester coach and stealing £500, a fortune in their day.

The key locations of their lives easily adaptable into an 11 mile Cotswold romp, using pretty Burford as the base.

Their Home Village 

The three brothers were born in Fulbrook, about a mile from Burford. Reached towards the end of the walk, it consists of a main road, a slightly off-centre church and a coaching house.

The Carpenters Arms, Fulbrook
Good Beer Guide Pubs available in Burford

Crime Scene

Loose lips sink ships and in this case, lose limbs. The three brothers plotted the robbery of Tangley Hall at their local, the Bird in Hand. News got through to the owners, who were prepared for the raid. 

Dick attempted to reach through a judas hole in the front door to get access to the lock. The residents were ready for them and roped his arm, forcing Dick to shout "Cut It".  He must have meant the rope, but in Chuckle Brothers style, his brothers lopped his arm off. Dick was never seen again,.

Tangley Hall is a remote farmhouse located about 4 miles north of Burford in quiet woodland, accessible by public footpaths.

Tangley Hall, Burford
All quiet at Tangley Hall 

The Dunsdon Brothers
AI insists the Dunsdons were the inspiration for Harry Enfield's The Scousers

Another Crime Scene and the Gibbet Tree

1784 and the two surviving brothers are back at their favourite watering hole for the Whitsuntide Festival. A bet with the Landlord for a sack of potatoes goes wrong and one of the brothers shoots the Governor. Everyone loves chips, but this is too much. The brothers were arrested, sent to Gloucester for a hanging sentence and their bodies gibbeted to serve as a warning to others. Their initials and the date were carved (and frequently recarved) into the tree until the Internet arrived and we had other ways of telling stories.

The landlord survived, with the bullet hitting a lucky coin in his waistcoat.

But this is the C18th. You shoot the most important man in society and you're going to have your rotting body hung in a tree as tourist attraction.

For the walk's benefit, evidence remains to be linked into the route.

The Bird in Hand is long gone. Not even detailed on www.beerintheevening.com. It was located on Capp's Lodge Plain - with the farmhouse building serving as inn and in more recent times, a smallpox hospital. But look closely at the OS map, and the Gibbet Tree is clearly marked.

The Gibbet Tree, Buford
Highlighted in Yellow
The Gibbet Tree, Buford
I remembered my Telephoto lens

If the Internet contains one type of person, its the amateur sleuth. You can search on the Dudsdons and the Gibbet Tree and follow wormholes that tell that even though it is on private land, there used to be a Geocache (archived, 2015). Many photos of the tree through the seasons but this one from a few years ago of most interest;

Tom's Initials
Tom, the most prominent remaining mark

Hauntings

The story goes on - on the way from taking the bodies from Gloucester to the Gibbet Tree, the coach drivers stopped for a pint at the George Inn in Burford. In a world of perpetual change, its good that some traditions survive. The brothers were known to drink there themselves and their spirits followed  for a last pint. Strange sounds and inexplicable happenings have been reported in the building since the C18th. The restless ghosts of Tom and Harry are hopefully more active now the George has been converted into an antique shop.

The George at Bufford
Things will go bump in the night until it comes back as a 'spoons


Other Stuff in Burford

Its a charming little town - think Broadway but with more traffic.  A single lane, pedestrian unfriendly bridge causing the bottleneck. Legends about the spirit of Lady Tanfield captured in a bottle and thrown in the stream below. She will remain trapped in the first bridge arch below until the Windrush dries up. Little chance of that, in this dampest of global warming winters.  

More credible stories about the three Levellers executed and buried in the church yard. I know there weren't as good as the New Model Army, but the irony that it was Cromwell who ordered this.

Burford Church
Tombs and effigys aplenty inside
Levellers memorial at Burford Church
Three of the Levellers

The best of the architecture and away from the traffic, is in Sheep Street.

The Good Beer Guide Pubs

An 11 mile walk demands refreshment and the bible details two watering holes.  A half in each and the hope of a Sunday lunch that isn't a Sunday lunch.  A sandwich will suffice.

The Angel is a pretty little Hook Norton House. A Gastropub, with every table setup for dining.  A friendly landlord offering to move cutlery for a hard core half of Old Hooky drinker like myself.  I couldn't trouble him, so I moved to the sheltered beer garden to keep out the way.

The Angel, Burford
Will Sir be dining?

You are never sure what you are going to find in a Greene King.  Alas, I will never find out with The Golden Pheasant looking like the landlord did a midnight flit.  A blow to the Burford comedy scene for sure.

Golden Pheasant, Burford
Dubious Ticks Committee notified
Golden Pheasant, Burford
Will I be the first to notify Pubs Galore?

The Mermaid opposite also recently closed. The staff at the Cotswold Arms lamenting the lack of pub love in this part of the world, whilst also offering a fine steak and mushroom baguette.


Walk Details

Distance - 11 miles

Walk Inspiration - Locations from the Loreman Podcast, Episode 2

Geocaches - 1 and an Adventure Lab Cache in Burford

Previous Loremen Walks - Churchill


Saturday 6 April 2024

06/04/24 - Belbroughton Village Walk

 No time for the Pub


Strangely, with cocked up plans caused by traumas too dull to document, I find myself with a Saturday afternoon free. The randomiser is sparked up select the next location in my Hidden Places book.

Belbroughton.

A village packed with history, with every building seemingly hosting a blue plaque and random bits of scythe making machinery left in public spaces.

Belbroughton Steam Hammer
A Hammer Press

The village is exited to the South West from the Churchyard. A pleasant bit of ridge walking leaves me battling Storm Kathleen, which bizarrely brings high winds and warmth, with no rain.

Belbroughton Church
Belbroughton Church

Drayton Pond is the only alternative to agricultural fields and paths of various degrees on mud.

Drayton Pool
Drayton Pond
   
If I ever read my blogs in the future, maybe I will notice that my elderly OS Map shows a footpath that has now moved around Brookfield Farm. This is the second time I have made the same mistake.  

So what Belbroughton provides with historical interest and pretty buildings, it does lack easy parking. As the very definition of a rat run, leaving the car parked on the street makes you wonder if the wing mirrors will be still attached on return. The Talbot pub car park is now fee based and there is a steep increase in cost from 2 hours to all day.  

I arrive back back on the dot of expiration. 5 miles walked in exactly 2 hours. Even with the lost footpath of Brookfield Farm.  

There is no decision to be made on whether the Talbot, Queens Head or Ye Olde Horseshoe Inn gets the Mappiman dollar.

Walk Details

Distance - 5 Miles

Geocaches - 2

Walk Inspiration - Village Walks in Worcestershire, Walk 2

Saturday 30 March 2024

30/03/24 - Chiltern Chain Walk - Stage 19 - Exlade Street

 Woodland walking for a Gastropub with poor quality control

An 11 mile romp through South Oxfordshire, almost entirely in woodland. Pleasant enough at the time, but hardly providing interest for a blog. It's the penultimate stage of the Chiltern Chain Walk, so recorded for my own completeness only.

I start in Exlade Street. To provide an indication of scale, the Wikipedia page describes it as a hamlet that was significantly reduced in size when two house burned down. There is a pub, the Highwayman, that I make payment for use of their car park through post walk refreshment.

The Highwayman, Exlade Street
Looks like the Highwayman has already been on the rob

Soon into woodland, where I remain for day. Blair Witch vibes, with very few encounters with sentient life of any kind.

Woodland of South Oxfordshire
Today's Vista

Soon back at Stage 18's Stoke Row. Brakspear beers not enticing enough to convince me to revisit the Cheery Tree but walking further along the row, I take a pause at today's only item of interest. The Maharajah's Well - dug by two men to a depth of twice that of Nelson's Column over a year. In an act of international charity setting a precedent for Idi Amin's aid the winter of disconnect, paid for by an act of charity by Indian aristocracy in 1864.

Maharajah's Well, Stoke Row
The Canopy
Maharajah's Well, Stoke Row
In a blog of few highlights, I bring you a guilded elephant

Surprisingly, I turn down a visit to the Black Horse in Checkendon. Not necessarily because Whatpub states that the beer is on gravity dispense. More because I was excited at the trail of a number of mystery caches that I had quickly solved before heading down.

Back to the Highwayman - car park now full and people have to work hard to get here, so it must have something to offer punters.

The Highwayman, Exlade Street
C17th Original

Its a gastropub that doesn't do the sandwich that I am after. Instead, I can order off the nibbles section. Alas, they have sold out of £8.25 scotch eggs. Some would say that this is saving me from myself, but having been resigned to ordering mini chedders, I was upsold to Dick Turpin Loaded Fries.

Cue jokes that at least Dick wore a mask.

Beerwise, its nice to see some Locale Ales....  Marlow Rebellion bringing back fond memories of the Northern sections of the London Countryway walk. Renegade Good Old Boy was chosen.

Lifting to my nose was all I needed to tell me it was off. Leading to the frisson of sending it back and counter arguing a defence for "Its meant to smell like that".

Initial relief that it was instantly declared end of the barrel, leading me to be rather annoyed they tried to palm it off on me in the first place.

The Highwayman, Exlade Street
The replacement, after a barrel change


Walk Information

Distance - 11 Miles

Geocaches - 12 

Walk Inspiration

Previous Stages - Stage 1Stage 2Stage 3Stage 4Stage 5Stage 6Stage 7Stage 8Stage 9Stage 10Stage 11Stage 12Stage 13Stage 14Stage 15Stage 16Stage 17, Stage 18

Friday 29 March 2024

29/03/24 - Birmingham CAMRA Pub Trails - City Centre (Part 2)

 Not the Usual Suspects


Birmingham CAMRA are doing a fine job of promoting their area's pubs. A series of "Pub Trails" in the City Centre and suburbs published on-line.

No one could accuse them of picking the obvious in their City Centre Part 2 trail of 5 pubs.

From many years of pub ticking experience, I find it best practice to avoid any pub with Railway in its name.

The Railway, Hill Street, Birmingham
The Railway

Quite why CAMRA would recommend this pub must be lost in the annals of time. Pubsgalore reviewers summarising why I've never previously ventured in.

I've always walked past this pub thinking what a dive it looked. It looks as if it might be dark and depressing inside, with lots of lager swilling yobs. The number of smokers hanging around outside the doors does not help with first impressions.

A cavern of a place, with TV Screen aplenty. Two cask on and my Purity Mad Goose was better than expected. Would I return? Well, you can see the New Street Wetherspoons through the window and there is a cost of living crisis.

Cherry Reds is far more like it. Has it really been open for 14 years now? This has been a Good Beer Guide regular for several years and there is something for everyone. Interesting International beers, fridges full of craft cans and local keg and cask. If beer is not your thing, there is cake. If cake is not your thing, they host regular comedy nights and live music upstairs.

I only wish I either lived closer or in a country with a functioning night time public transport system. The last train home well before the acts would finish.

Fruh at Cherry Reds
Springtime Kolsch

Despite living near Birmingham all my life, I had never even heard of Keg and Grill.  Finding it is not as easy as you would expect. A clue from etched windows, but where exactly is the front door?

Keg and Grill, Birmingham
Its in there, somewhere

A City Centre Desi pub - the onion bhaji's are priced £8.95 on the menu but in an interesting twist, retail at £4.95.  

The details on the trail page do not correlate with reality - wheras a pub conversion is described, this looks like a conferance centre. As the only punter, the very friendly bar-man tells me how they recently moved and used to be on the other side of the queensway. Hopefully, their regulars are aware of this. There's going to be little footfall here, and any potential customers have a lot of competition around the corner.
    
Keg and Grill, Birmingham
In the interest of trying something new - a Bombay Bicycle IPA

The bhaji's are excellent - a meal on their own - and fortify me for the uphill walk to The Craven Arms. A must visit Black Country Ales pub, that manages to stand isolated in the face of regeneration. 

Craven Arms, Birmingham
Hanging on to Tradition

BCA are running their annual pub ticking promotion at the moment. A free sweatshirt for visiting any 25 of their 51 (!) pubs across the Midlands. From Herefordshire to Leicestershire. Variety, you won't achieve. But decent cobs, fine beer from breweries you're unlikely to have heard of and busy houses, you will find. The demand for tradition is there and BCAs simple formula works.

Craven Arms, Birmingham
How pubs should look

A theatrical finish to the day at the Victoria. Aptly enough, a C19th Victorian corner boozer, with a distinctive exterior and plush interior. A longer cocktail menu than cask offerings, as I return to where I started with a half of Mad Goose. Stuffed into a Wye Valley Nightjar glass.

The Victoria, Birmingham
A Theatre Pub in Birmingham

The Victoria, Birmingham
Mad Goose in a Night Jar

Not the usual suspects for a Birmingham Pub Crawl.  Those are recommended in this one day to be completed trail

29/03/24 - From St Andrews to Villa Park

 A Second City Football Derby Walk


This appeals to my love of psychogeography. A seemingly pointless walk to unearth football rivalry.

From the crumbling St Andrews to the aristocratic Villa Park, housed in the grounds of a stately manor home. Blues - seemingly always suffixed with an away goal in the 90 (+3) minute. The Vile who won the European league in 1982 with just 14 players. But they don't like to talk about that.

The big question - how many Peaky Blinder effigys will be found?

Peaky Blinders
The Fewer the Better

The Number 17 bus drops me off outside the Blues, where my Adventure Lab Caching of the sporting grounds of Birmingham is stopped by an official, resplendent in club tie. He is warning me for my own safety, as I am directly under the cherry picker that is adding the banner "Knighthead Park @" to new "St Andrews" text.

Shilen Patel best not be thinking of rebranding the Hawthorns. So far, he hasn't put a foot wrong.

An explanation of my nefarious activities and he helps me find the answer. Harry Hibbs playing in goal in a 1931 FA Cup final loss to the Baggies. Already, I know its going to be a good day.

Birmingham City
Retire the shirt number - no, not Trevor's, the other lads

I would have brought you a photo of the Garrison Pub - long closed and near derelict on my last visit. The inspiration for the Peaky Blinders pub. Even Birmingham is joining in with gentrification. It's been sanitised and cleaned up to a point of boredom. Presumably opening soon, allowing the square eyed to have their photo taken next to a life sized cut out of Arthur, holding a pint.

Instead, I bring another dead pub. Surely the Woodman will re-open to serve London Commuters who have perhaps saved 20 minutes off their 2047 journey. Drowning their sorrows, as AI will have already taken their jobs.

The Woodman and Curzon Street Station
Curzon Street Station - the former rail gateway to the 2nd City

A trip down memory lane next. I haven't been through Aston University grounds since I was of student age myself. There were two pubs - The Sack of Potatoes and the Pot of Beer and a small independent cinema, the Triangle, which was the only place in the West Midlands showing Reservoir Dogs.  And Man Bites Dog.

The Cinema has long gone but the pubs remain. Bank Holiday, midday and I am the only punter in both.
The Sack of Potatoes, Birmingham
The more traditional Sacks of Potatoes
HPA in the Sack of Potatoes
In solidarity with students, I paid for my half an HPA with a cheque
Formerly, the Pot of Beer, Birmingham
Pot of Beer - rebranded as Gosta Green - still a fun pub

The Birmingham/Fazeley Canal provides an arrow straight route to Aston. Half arsed attempts at protecting pedestrians from a collapsing wall with a builders fence is simply pushed aside by the residents who can conduct their own health and safety assessment.

Birmingham and Fazeley Canal
All Birmingham Walks have a canal stretch.  Its the law.

With every day a school day, I find the 1635 Jacobean stately home, where Aston Villa have made their home. A business school now. Unexpectedly, the grounds appear to be open and free to wander - although there is an unmanned gatehouse and cafe. I half expect to chased for entry fees.

Aston Hall
Cultured Aston
Villa Park
Holte Enders in the Sky

All that remains is to catch the number 7 back to town. Where a CAMRA endorsed pub crawl awaits.

Walk Details

Distance - 5 Miles

Walk Inspiration - AZ - Hidden Walks in Birmingham Walk 5

Previous Birmingham AZ Walks - Walk 1 & 2Walk 3Walk 4, Walk 5

Pubs - 2