07/09/18 - How Much at the Ship Inn, Red Wharf Bay?

Distance - 4 Miles
Geocaches - 3
Pubs - 2

An orientation walk, after our arrival on the Isle of Anglesey.  There are only four potential Good Beer Guide ticks on the Island and I am hoping the scenery is that beautiful that the family don't notice that I am taking them on a four mile round trip to get the nearest.

Benllech Sands certainly provides the distraction.  Especially if you have a six month lab/retriever guide dog in training taking their first beach holiday.

Wide Open Spaces

Puppy Love

Mid point refreshement is provided at the perfectly positioned Tavern on the Bay.  Two real ales on, both LocALE.  Conwy Brewery California passed the sample at the bar.

Pint and a Sea View

We could have turned back and by the time I have finished moaning in this blog, you will have probably wished I had.   But I needed the tick in the bible to show I had at least made an attempt on the Island's beer oases.

A half mile further on and we reach Red Wharf Bay's Ship Inn.   Who could not fail to be impressed at this historical boozer?

My Sort of Place

Bass in Wales?

Well not quite.... but they did have Timothy Taylor Landlord.   It's Robinsons here on in for the weekend, so I really needed to make the most of it.

I take son #1 to help carry the drinks out.   Bar to the right is packed and bar to the left is empty.  We try bar to the left.   There is a sign saying "use bar to the right".   There are quite a lot of signs at the Ship Inn.

So we fight our way through the guardians of the bar and get prompt service.   Three cokes and the aforementioned Timothy Taylor Landlord and I am putting my suggested note back into my pocket and pulling out something that will meet the tariff.

I ask for the receipt to check if there is an error, taking it back to the family table outside.

The Damage

£4.40 for a pint I can tolerate, for I have been to London but £3.05 for a small diet pepsi?  Times that by three and I have spent the best part of a dead Brazilian on pop.   The table discussion is purely around the receipt.

Mrs M - "That cannot be right"
Daughter #1 - "Just leave it Dad, I will give you the difference when we get back to the cottage"
Son #1 - "I can't believe you're going to leave it Dad, that's an outrage"

Fired up by my son's vitriol,  I spy my opportunity.  The lady who served me comes out and we have a discussion about what size 16oz is and whether the fact that as 50% of it is ice, should they really be charging more than a pint of Butty Bach in my local.   She offers us dog biscuits and a roll of the eyes to suggest that she's heard it all before.

Once she leaves, the other outside drinkers join my cause celebre. 

A man from Manchester says "Son, down our way, that is what is called having your pants pulled down and your arse slapped".

Two ladies contemplate how many bottles they could have had, having been charged £7.95 each for a glass of cava.

I leave, feeling like a shop steward and contemplating putting my head around the door and shouting "Everybody Out".

The Walk Back - to raid the Tesco Express for 3 for £5.25 on Tribute

PS:  It was a very good pint of Landlord.   I cannot vouch for the Pepsi.

03/09/18 - A Pub Walk from The Hop Pole, Droitwich

Distance - 6 Miles
Walk Inspiration - AA 1001 Walks
Geocaches - 4

Droitwich - salt production to the Roman, grand gothic houses to post civil war industrialists. 

Just the one entry on the 2018 Good Beer Guide but first, generate the thirst. 

This is a super 6 mile walk, with wide ranging views and making use of a couple of Long Distance Paths - The Monarch's Way and the Wychavon Way.

Start in the town centre and head down to the canal and River Salwarpe.  After crossing the A38, pick up the Monarchs Way.

This is a long distance path that represents the route taken by Charles II after losing the Battle of Worcester in 1651.

Crossing the Birmingham to Worcester Canal

All you need to know about the Monarch's Way

After a short spell through woodland, emerge into the wide open spaces of Westwood Park.  Incredible views over the Malvern Hills and Abberley/Woodbury hills in the distance but the real gem is of course, Westwood House - an Elizabethan hunting and banqueting lodge.   Possibly the most impressive thing today is that it has been converted to private apartments and a two bedder is currently available for £280,000.   Not completely out of reach if you want to impress distant relatives.

Malvern, bottom left

You could live in a house like this

Abberley and Woodbury Hills

The Monarch's Way shares a Romanesque arrow straight path with the Wychavon way, heading North East to Hampton Lovett and it's pretty church.

Hampton Lovett

Heading South, traverse possibly the largest field I've encountered on my rambles.  1.15 miles in length and we are back into Droitwich.   For entertainment, read the various signs/statues depicting the salt making history and/or head to the pub.

The Hop Pole, 40 Friar Street, Black Pear

A couple of pubs available down this street.  The Old Cock Inn wins the prize for most snigger worthy name but its the C18th Hop Pole that is lauded for its beer quality and flickering coach lamps.

The Hope Pole

Good beer guide stickers adorn the window to the left hand side to prove their credentials.

Inside, its low ceilings and lots and lots of wood.   Busy on at 8:15pm on Monday - which is most unusual - with people playing pub games.   A side pool room was proving popular but get this - at the stroke of 8:30pm, someone started laying out crib boards and packs of cards.

If I lived in Droitwich, I'd put my name down to join the team.

Four real ales on - Wye Valley HPA and Butty Bach noticed instantly but they also had a beer I've been searching for for a while...  well, at least since Friday - when it was written on the chalk board of Worcester's Cardinals Hat but they had sold out.

It's been a long time since I have found Malvern Hills Brewery Black Pear. 

I just need to convince you it wasn't cider.

Point off for incorrect chalice.   The back of the Crib captain's head.

A cracking walk and an equally good boozer. 

29/08/18 - Bathams Pub Walk - The Lamp Tavern, Dudley

Distance - 7 Miles
Walk Inspiration - AA 50 Walks in Warwickshire and the West Midlands
Geocaches - 1
Other Walks from Bathams Pubs


You'd not normally associate Dudley with rambling but this is a surprisingly rural walk that is jam packed with interest, history and good beer.  I haven't got space in the blog to tell you everything that I learned but if you do some research, you will know all about a man called Dud Dudley (from Dudley), coal mining, the English Civil War and a trilobite that is part of the Town's Coat of Arms.

The Dudley Bug

I'm making a night of it, so the starting point is Tipton Railway Station.   Straight away the Birmingham Canal is picked up for a short walk to Victoria Park.

We've all seen canals, but here's the Birmingham Canal

Through Victoria Park, Tipton

Right out of the park and head down Baker Street to pick up another canal - but make sure you cross the bridge before heading right to the Black Country Museum.

You could spend the day here - Fish and Chips are the best in the world (says my daughter)

Turning left past the museum, the first bit of wild rambling is encountered.  Proper rural footpaths run alongside the zoo and castle before dumping you in the centre of Dudley - and this, on the day of its most famous son's birthday.  Not Dud, Lenny Henry.

Proper Rambling in the Black Country

And a Proper Castle to boot

The town centre needs to be traversed... if you are really brave and/or thirsty, there are a number of watering holes to stop off at but I suggest looking at the monuments and plowing on for the Bathams.

Dudley Duncan Edwards

Half way point of the walk and a reward is deserved.   The Lamp Tavern is another superb Bathams pub.   It's a multi roomed, where you can find peace and tranquility in a little alcove or join in with the story telling in a packed bar.   I missed the start of a very long joke about a talking dog but the punch line was "he was an effing liar".   It took 10 minutes for the regulars to stop laughing.

Midway Reward

Also offers B&B, should you want to make a night of it

The walk back to the station has some unexpected discoveries.  First, there are the remains of a priory, founded in 1160 and later destroyed by Henry VIII.

Dudley Priory

Then there is Wrens Nest Nature Reserve.  More wild walking right in the town centre.  And who knew the most abundant fossil site in the British Isles wasn't in Dorset?  The route is through limestone quarry workings, providing tunnel like walking.

More Wild Walking through Wrens Nest

Now, this may come as a shock to Batham's Fans but there are other pubs and beers available.  For those who dispute this fact - abandon the blog now and head for Tipton Station - straight down the A457.

I always planned on exploring more tonight.  I had intentions of finding the Tipton Slasher but right where I emerge from Wren's Nest I find this...

A new series?  Walks from Holden's Pubs?

I'd done my research and the Lamp Tavern was the only Good Beer Guide Pub in Dudley.  Yet this place proudly displays the blue 2018 sticker on the window.   It transpires that I am now in Woodsetton and right before Wordsley, in the West Midlands section of the bible, is the entry for the Park Inn.

A bonus tick!

As you can see, its the brewery tap for Holdens Beer.  I once asked what beer was available in a Worcestershire Chef and Brewer and the barman said "Abbot, Speckled Hen and Holden's Golden Shower".   I passed on that but here I found a wonderful Golden Glow.

Please observe carefully the photo.  A local couldn't believe I was taking a photo of it and took great delight in telling everyone (individually, I add) that "the beer's that bostin ees tekking a photo ov it".

Surely I'm not the first photo taker?

I was looking for somewhere to eat but I hadn't taken into account how popular pies were in this part of the country.   An abortive attempt was made at Mad O' Rourkes Pie Factory.   They were queuing out the rear door.

Interesting - but a beyond mental human carnival of pie eating inside

Back to the original plan of finding the Slasher.   First the monument and then his "HQ", another GBG entry but from 2017, The Fountain.

Put up your Dukes

William Perry's HQ - Blue Plaque and Info Board on the Front.

All you need to know

The pub's an old school classic - central bar, proper pub furniture, unrecognised European Football game on quietly enough not to dampen the conversation.   The Wadworth 6x was not LocALE but in superb condition.

What a walk!  And for those worried about my lack of solid sustenance - the Express and Star's Chippy of the Year is just over the road.

With no Mrs M to hold me back, tea was taken in a Tipton bus stop.

26/08/18 - Chiltern Chain Walk - Stage 1 - Dunstable Downs

Distance - 12 Miles
Geocaches - 6
Walk Inspiration
Pub - Old Hunters Lodge, Whipsnade


A classic case of one idea generating another.   Back in June, I completed a fantastic 10 mile walk along the Chess Valley in the Chilterns.  I started to research other walks in the area and stumbled upon the "Chiltern Chain Walk".

It's not an official Long Distance Path but has been generated by a keen amateur, who I know only as Pete.  Pete has meticulously documented 20 circular walks to take you across the area.   See his blog in the Walk Inspiration link at the top of this post for route guidance and information on what is encountered.

You could argue, with the Heart of England Way and the London Countryway not yet complete, that the last thing I need is commitment to another path.  So no guarantees on when I will finish this one, but rest assured, I will.

Stage 1 was a good walk, rounded off with a visit to a 2018 Good Beer Guide Pub.

The walk starts at the Chiltern Gateway Centre, just outside but worlds away from Dunstable.   If you're looking for a kite purchase, I can recommend nowhere better. 

The Kite Shack

I'm walking in a clockwise direction and Pete's instructions are better than my OS Map.  He takes me on genuine rights of way path that my Explorer 181 does not have marked.    There's a trail of Geocaches along this way but I don't think the CO wants them to be found.  Multiple D5's on a 12 mile walk when you are trying to beat the rain are not what is required.

Early stages of the walk are functional, rather than photo generating in their excitement.   Woodland walking around Kensworth Chalk Quarry to the rather out of scale, based on the size of the hamlet, church.

This is Woodland Walking

Kensworth Church

Agricultural fields for a couple of miles into Markyate.   I haven't taken too many photos and Markyate is not going to change this.   Even the church is ugly.  You'll have to make do with something else ugly - me 2 miles further on in Great Bradwin's Wood.

I kept to the paths

More geocaches are picked up at Studham Church and these are designed to be found.   The rules of this global treasure hunting game have to be explained to a startled dog walker, as I emerge from the undergrowth, triumphant.  She's completely uninterested and tells me that she sees all sorts of weirdos on her dog walks.

Another Bedfordshire Church - Studham

Whipsnade coming up next, a small village with plenty of interest.   It has a zoo and I walk the fenced perimeter hoping to bring exotic wildlife to my blog.   There is a pair of wallaby's but with the lack of zoom on my camera, I would be accused of trying to fob you off with photos of big rabbits.

There's the National Trust Cathedral of Trees.   Does what it says on tin and was planted to commemorate WWI in 1930s.

Whipsande Zoo Perimeter - More interesting than distant shots of Wallabys.

Entrance to the Cathedral of Trees

Finally, a little further down the road from Whipsnade Church is today's pub - The Old Hunters Lodge.

You're never quite sure what you are going to get in the Good Beer Guide - and I have to admit that this 2018 entry is a surprise.   Yes, its beautiful looking on the outside but its a gastropub - where they have all the tables set for dining and through earwigging, have two types of Cabernet Sauvignon.

Beerwise, its Doom Bar, London Pride and Tring Ridgeway for the LocALEs.  I played safe and went with the London Pride.  Glassware tells a different story.

The Old Hunting Lodge - Thatched Lovliness

THATCHERS?  In the one tiny area not setup for fine dining

£4.60 a pint, contributing to the electricity bill

An odd choice for a Good Beer Guide entry.... but then again, the bible also contains Wetherspoons - who have done the most unpubby thing imaginable and banned dogs.

Back to the walk and I was trying to save the hollywood photos for the grand finale.  The weather had other ideas.   The Icknield Way provides a gently climbing green lane that deliverers the walk to the Dunstable Downs ridge - where far reaching views over Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire are promised.   Except, of course, on Bank Holiday Weekends.

Here for the Views....

... And so are they

A thoroughly enjoyable ramble and I appreciate the effort Pete went to in creating a detailed and informative resource.

I will be back for Stage 2 before the end of the 2018.

19/08/18 - Good Beer Guide Ticking in Derby

Derby isn't going to win any "best looking town" awards.  Walking across the City, is a trail of underpasses, flyovers and the hope that somewhere, there is a pedestrian bridge to get across the waterways. 

Picking routes on Google Maps is easy.  Not quite so easy when you arrive

So why am I here?  Well, I've never been before and always open to urban exploration.  It also has quite a reputation as a beer town.   Planning for one afternoon/night meant streamlining. 

Three CAMRA books helped....

• 13 entries in the 2018 Good Beer Guide.   
• An entry in CAMRA 101 Great Beer Days Out.  
• An entry in CAMRA 50 great Pub Crawls.   

Not all the recommendations were for the same places.  And To top it all - one of the first pubs I pass on foot, the Smithfield, has a sign saying its CAMRA 2018 Pub of the Year.  The Smithfield is not even mentioned in any of the publications.

Avoiding the out of town ones and the Wetherspoons is an easy choice for whittling down the numbers.  I am left with a plan to complete 8 pubs over 7 hours and find somewhere for tea.

The Alexandra Hotel, 203 Siddals Road, Burton Bridge Bitter

Pub 1.

Here we have it, the trainspotters theme pub of the year.   Paraphernalia goes as far as having a Class 37 train in the pub car park.  It was blocked in by a Mondeo.  How do I know it was a Class 37?  Well, there's a geocache attached to it that provided all the info.

I'm not sure what gained my attention first - the huge digital clock (railway of course) or the music, which was that mental 10 minute prog rock yodelling song that Radcliffe and Maconie like to play on a Friday afternoon.

A long bar, guarded by men who must have come on motorbikes and a DIY enthusiast who couldn't resist a chance to fix the fan, offers 8 real ales.  Another chance to try Burton Bridge Bitter could not be ignored.  Served in a pint glass from Scottish Real Ale Festival.   I didn't ask how it had got here.

Note the timepiece - Digital, yet minutes are recorded with satisfying "Clunk"

Brunswick Inn, 1 Railway Terrace, Timothy Taylor Landlord

I don't say this lightly, but I can stop looking for the best pub in the land.   Here, in a structure that resembles New Yorks Flat Iron Building, I have found my Orwellian "Moon Under the Water".

Flat Iron (or Bittles Bar in Belfast)

So, what's to like?  The production line layout - with a brewery at one end and the simply gorgeous Family Parlour at the other.  Somewhere in the middle is the bar serving an uncountable number of their own brews, a large representation of Everards and a smattering of other classics.

Where the Magic Begins

And Where it Ends

I had this beautiful room, chesterfields included, all to myself and was able to shut the door, and read the Sunday Times with just the gentle hum of traffic as background noise.

A destination pub, if ever I met one.

Silk Mill Cider and Alehouse, 19 Full Street, Bass Premium

An adventure across the City Centre, getting a couple of geocaches.

Teatime Themetime

This is a Gastropub - so naturally, I stopped for my tea.   It was decent but if I had to describe it on Twitter it would be #WeWantPlates.

Despite its refined comfort, one of the other punters was a middle aged man with a black eye.   Fair play to him for coming out.

Tea enjoyed to the peel of the Cathedral bells.

It was Sunday

 The Flowerpot, 23 King Street, Blue Monkey BG Tips

No Stetson Required

The music lured me in.  Imagine the genius of Seasick Steve and Nine Inch Nail's Trent Reznor rocking up to a Derbyshire beer garden and entertaining middle aged boozers with a medley of Fulsom Prison Blues, I can't get no Satisification and the Cowboy song that goes "Yippeee Eye Aye".

This melodic masterclass took my mind of the poorest pint of the day - a flat lifeless affront.  Suspicions are always aroused when the staff don't use the labelled pump in front of you and disappear around the back to pour your pint.

Almost on Stage

The Golden Eagle, 55 Agard Street, Titan Pale

In choosing which which locations to include, I liked the look of the Golden Eagle from Google Street View. 

Nice Paint Job

The brewery tap for Titan, the Pale was distinctive and looked lovely. 

This was a very serviceable back street pub that got everything right for a Sunday Evening - right down to having a local radio playing 60's music loudly.   Not one patron could resist singing along to "Shaking all Over".

Five Lamps, Duffield Road, Timothy Taylor Landlord

In an area where everything is called Five Lamps

Another solid local boozer on a main road.   Another one offering a choice of 8 ales and I play safe with the Landlord.  Quiet on a Sunday evening.

The Furnace Inn, Duke Street, Shiny Brewing Four Wood

You cannot accuse CAMRA of not being all inclusive.  We are right in the realms of high rise estate pub here and I am only glad I am flying solo.   Mrs M's mutterings about where are you dragging me know were keenly heard in my internal monlogue.

No Longer in Kansas, Toto

Like all good estate pubs, they could tell that I am not a local - asking me instantly if I had a Camra card to take advantage of their discount.

Another Brewery (Shiny) Taphouse - the beer was superb.  I also like the way they offered coach trips to the football for £4.50 return.... including a pint.   You cannot argue with that for public service.

The Exeter Arms, Exeter Place, Ay Up Me Duck

Exeter Arms

The final part of the section header is not me trying to do a regional accent put the pint consumed at another taphouse - the dancing duck.  I did feel silly ordering it though.

9pm on a Sunday is the twighlight zone of any blog.   This beautifully decorated pub deserved more punters than a lonely pub ticker and a lady with the biggest pork pie that I have seen this side of Sainsbury's deli counter.

The Peacock, Nottingham Road, Breakfast at Tiffanys

No-one can accuse me of not getting my money's worth from a £21 travelodge.   This was passed on the walk way back to the Cricket Ground.   If you're local, you'll recognise the road as having chains dangling from overhead supports to stop vehicles greater in height than 2.5m slamming into the underpass.

No photos from here.   They didn't come out too well.  After the Derby County football paraphernalia, the thing that I will remember is the music.    

Who has ever entered a pub to be serenaded by The Normal's Warm Leatherette?  This seqwayed into Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll (Ian Dury, not an activity).   I left, after a strangely named pint, to the Skids Into the Valley.

It's always time to go when they are playing Into the Valley.   The big boys start moshing.

With 8/13 GBG Ticked - and surely the Smithfield being added to the list - it looks like I am coming back to Derby.   

The Brunswick alone is enough to tempt me.